Collection of Lame Jokes

[berkeman]

Dang it!

You owe Dennis 5 guineas.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

You owe Dennis 5 guineas.

Fowl play imo.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

Did you hear Santa was stuck in a chimney for hours this year? He had to be freed by emergency services, and I hear there were some after effects. He's got Claustrophobia.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

It was sooo cold last weekend...

[peanut gallery] How cold was it, JT?

It was sooo cold, the goats froze!

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.

 

[Orodruin]

OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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They are wearing helmets. Nothing to see here.

 

[Ibix]

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He couldn't work an "it was a sting" joke in there, huh?

 

[gmax137]

They are wearing helmets. Nothing to see here.

Unlike these guys

 

[Ibix]

How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks?

 

[Orodruin]

How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks?

Roughly 200000.

 

[256bits]

It's forklifts all the way down for flat earthers.

 

[256bits]

OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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first guy - So you say Godzilla came out if the water and he was this high?
second guy - No, Only this high.

 

[dextercioby]