Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Fervent Freyja]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Fervent Freyja]

 

[WWGD]

Leaving a surprise for the hotel maid:

 

[jack action]

I lent 20 $ to a blind man. He told me: «I'll reimburse you next time I see you.»

 

[mfb]

Leaving a surprise for the hotel maid:

Based on the bed, this was left by the hotel staff.

 

[WWGD]

Based on the bed, this was left by the hotel staff.

It was likely the check and the customer left it there. Still, are we still doing deep analysis for jokes?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

Yesterday, I saw two blind men in a street fight. You should have seen their faces when I said to them that I was betting on the one with the knife ...

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

Some kind of stupid Animal-Halloween cartoons:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

And not finding it, judging by all the frowns.

 

[BillTre]

A dog Halloween mask:

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

A burglar enters a house in late afternoon. He ties up the woman and asks the man for the money and jewelry.

The man starts crying. «Take whatever you want, but please untie her and let her go.»

The burglar: «You must really love your wife!»

The man: «No, but she's going to be here any minute now.»

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

How does anyone think of doing this kind of stuff:

source: https://www.facebook.com/MTCExhausts/videos/3359684560816146/​

 

[Frigus]

How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.

 

[davenn]

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That's the paper from my old home area in New Zealand
Must be a NZ cartoonist

 

[davenn]

As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice...

 

[jack action]

That's the paper from my old home area in New Zealand
Must be a NZ cartoonist

Let's honor him correctly then: https://garricktremain.nz/cartoons

 

[jtbell]

When you fill a hot-dog casing with beer, what do you have?

A happy hollow weenie.

 

[Bystander]

A happy hollow weenie.

Careful...

 

[WWGD]

How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.

A Vegan:
" Sir, what time is it , please"?
A:
"YES, I AM A VEGAN !", Er, it's 1 p.m.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Borg]

That's a heck of a shadow he's casting.

 

[etotheipi]

 

[Frigus]

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Understanding it was like an Eureka moment .

 

[Fervent Freyja]

 

[Fervent Freyja]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

What did the fisherman's family always have for dinner on Halloween?

Deviled crab.

 

[etotheipi]