Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

There is no lack of clarity in Knoxville

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

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Do you reckon that when he's angry he gives people the ring finger?

 

[WWGD]

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Maybe better than an Escher version.

 

[DaveC426913]

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I don't get it.

 

[Ibix]

I don't get it.

Do you think he might regret the tattoo?

 

[WWGD]

Do you think he might regret the tattoo?

Or at least Regert it!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[mfb]

Not every homicide kills the person instantly.

 

[DaveC426913]

Do you think he might regret the tattoo?

I know I certainly regert not taking a sixth look at it...

 

[WWGD]

Not every homicide kills the person instantly.

They are not often in ideal condition to report the crime.

 

[fresh_42]

They are not often in ideal condition to report the crime.

That makes it easier to arrest them for obstruction.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Due to obvious safety concerns, cars that use ethanol will not be allowed to self drive.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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For many decades suicide was illegal in many Western Countries. However I have read that laws against suicide have been repealed in most places. Apparently no one ever successfully prosecuted a successful suicide case. The defendant never showed up.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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I remember that guy. He really bugged me.

 

[jbriggs444]

For many decades suicide was illegal in many Western Countries. However I have read that laws against suicide have been repealed in most places. Apparently no one ever successfully prosecuted a successful suicide case. The defendant never showed up.

Still, in principle, one should be able to obtain a judgement in absentia, impose a fine and allow the state to profit from the demise of the criminal. Then there's the tort of interfering with the taxes the state would have been owed for the remainder of the fiscal year.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Still, in principle, one should be able to obtain a judgement in absentia, impose a fine and allow the state to profit from the demise of the criminal. Then there's the tort of interfering with the taxes the state would have been owed for the remainder of the fiscal year.

I think you are strengthening the case for suicide.

 

[Ibix]

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Tempting to email the address and report a sighting of the ant just to see what kind of answer you get...

 

[BillTre]

For many decades suicide was illegal in many Western Countries. However I have read that laws against suicide have been repealed in most places. Apparently no one ever successfully prosecuted a successful suicide case. The defendant never showed up.

Those assisting in suicides have been prosecuted.

 

[fresh_42]

Tempting to email the address and report a sighting of the ant just to see what kind of answer you get...

You want to send him the message 'Lost ANT Found'!?

 

[Ibix]

You want to send him the message 'Lost ANT Found'!?

Bobbing in a river.