Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ivan Seeking]

Those assisting in suicides have been prosecuted.

Yes but I wasn't talking about assisted suicide.

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

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You made me snort my coffee.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

The link given here is broken. Is there somewhere to read spiked math?



Edit: I can use the Wayback Machine:
https://web.archive.org/web/20121003034338/http://spikedmath.com/526.html

 

[Ivan Seeking]

In the first accident of its kind, Richard Branson was injured today in space when he was struck by a hit and run Tesla.

Elon Musk was reportedly heard snickering and muttering "got him".

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The CDC recommended today that people who are not vaccinated or are unattractive, should continue to wear a mask in public.

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

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We are going to need a reeeeeeeally big boat.

 

[jtbell]

"Hey, look at that... a wig for 99 cents."

"Wow, that's a small price toupée!"

 

[Ivan Seeking]

"Hey, look at that... a wig for 99 cents."

"Wow, that's a small price toupée!"

Now you're wigging me out! Why do you have to pay to pee?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I keep thinking Dave must have a really big water bucket.

 

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[collinsmark]

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Reminds me of Monty Python's Flying Circus's "Michael Ellis" episode. They did a whole episode dedicated to ants.

 

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[strangerep]

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Hmm,... the middle photo,... isn't that the Qanon Shaman who invaded Congress?

 

[Bandersnatch]

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The first one comes with a soundtrack:

 

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