Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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BillTre said:
Those assisting in suicides have been prosecuted.
Yes but I wasn't talking about assisted suicide. :wink:
 
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In the first accident of its kind, Richard Branson was injured today in space when he was struck by a hit and run Tesla.

Elon Musk was reportedly heard snickering and muttering "got him".
 
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The CDC recommended today that people who are not vaccinated or are unattractive, should continue to wear a mask in public.
 
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"Hey, look at that... a wig for 99 cents."

"Wow, that's a small price toupée!"
 
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jtbell said:
"Hey, look at that... a wig for 99 cents."

"Wow, that's a small price toupée!"

Now you're wigging me out! Why do you have to pay to pee?
 
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I keep thinking Dave must have a really big water bucket.
 
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BillTre said:
Reminds me of Monty Python's Flying Circus's "Michael Ellis" episode. They did a whole episode dedicated to ants.
 
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WWGD said:
Hmm,... the middle photo,... isn't that the Qanon Shaman who invaded Congress?
 
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