Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #16,051
Comparing Tesla 0-60 times to real performance cars is like comparing a microwave to a BBQ grill.

It may cook faster but nobody ever wished for a microwaved burger.
 
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Physics news on Phys.org
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From FB today:

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A guy gets home from a Saturday night gig with his band.

Wife: "Where's your instrument?"

Guy: "Oh nooo! I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco!"
 
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My GF is being harassed by a woman dating a former male friend . He wanted more than friendship but my GF wasn't interested. So apparently he is spreading nasty rumors about my GF, hence the harassment. My GF was asking if I had any idea how to put a stop to it.

I told her to message her former friend and all concerned explaining that she is a man transitioning to a woman. She loved the idea. After she quit laughing she said she is going to do it. :angel:
 
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jack action said:
Based on the clothing and background, that scene appears to be around 1900. Any moon landing then WAS faked.
 
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jack action said:
I'll see your duck and raise you a turtle:


Let's make it a 3 bet. I raise a chicken:
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How our Aussie friends celebrated the blockbuster movie weekend: with a shrimp on the Barbie!

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Oppenheimer pulled in over $80 million over its opening weekend.

Good thing! I didn't want to read that Oppenheimer bombed at the theater.
 
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talk about double standards :DD
 
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"Then what the deuce is this", surely.
 
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jack action said:
It's probably because of the "p" because I asked that myself in the case of a pair of pants.
 
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Has the creator of that joke never played cards?
 
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DaveC426913 said:

Kind of like magnetic monopole?

Let's see you do that same dissection with a pair of underpants.
 

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