Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Comparing Tesla 0-60 times to real performance cars is like comparing a microwave to a BBQ grill.

It may cook faster but nobody ever wished for a microwaved burger.
 
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From FB today:

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A guy gets home from a Saturday night gig with his band.

Wife: "Where's your instrument?"

Guy: "Oh nooo! I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco!"
 
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My GF is being harassed by a woman dating a former male friend . He wanted more than friendship but my GF wasn't interested. So apparently he is spreading nasty rumors about my GF, hence the harassment. My GF was asking if I had any idea how to put a stop to it.

I told her to message her former friend and all concerned explaining that she is a man transitioning to a woman. She loved the idea. After she quit laughing she said she is going to do it. :angel:
 
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jack action said:
Based on the clothing and background, that scene appears to be around 1900. Any moon landing then WAS faked.
 
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jack action said:
I'll see your duck and raise you a turtle:


Let's make it a 3 bet. I raise a chicken:
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How our Aussie friends celebrated the blockbuster movie weekend: with a shrimp on the Barbie!

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Oppenheimer pulled in over $80 million over its opening weekend.

Good thing! I didn't want to read that Oppenheimer bombed at the theater.
 
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talk about double standards :DD
 
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"Then what the deuce is this", surely.
 
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jack action said:
It's probably because of the "p" because I asked that myself in the case of a pair of pants.
 
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Has the creator of that joke never played cards?
 
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DaveC426913 said:

Kind of like magnetic monopole?

Let's see you do that same dissection with a pair of underpants.
 

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