Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[256bits]

I don't know where to put this.
Wasn't/ isn't there a cat video thread.
Maybe should go in the kittens thread.

Be forewarned.
all cats grow up to be exactly this.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

A horse goes into a bar and orders a pint.

The bartender says: "You know, you're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse says "I don't think I am ..." and promptly vanishes from existence.

See, this was a joke about Descartes' famous line from philosophy, "I think, therefore I am."

But if I had explained that before the rest of the joke, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[Swamp Thing]

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today:

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

I don't know where to put this.
Wasn't/ isn't there a cat video thread.
Maybe should go in the kittens thread.

Be forewarned.
all cats grow up to be exactly this.

When I played the clip just now with the sound on, one of my cats looked around for a new cat when she heard the "meows" and my other cat came running into this room from the bedroom, looking for a new cat .

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Letter soup is finally password-protected!​

 

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[DrClaude]

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I'm thinking of writing on Insight on how Venn diagrams actually work.

 

[fresh_42]

I'm thinking of writing on Insight on how Venn diagrams actually work.

I once tutored a granny who wanted to learn it so that she could help her grandchildren with homework.

 

[DennisN]

I read a funny quote today:

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.

- Isaac B. Singer (source)

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]