Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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I don't know where to put this.
Wasn't/ isn't there a cat video thread.
Maybe should go in the kittens thread.

Be forewarned.
all cats grow up to be exactly this.
 
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A horse goes into a bar and orders a pint.

The bartender says: "You know, you're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse says "I don't think I am ..." and promptly vanishes from existence.

See, this was a joke about Descartes' famous line from philosophy, "I think, therefore I am."

But if I had explained that before the rest of the joke, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
 
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From Facebook today:

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256bits said:
I don't know where to put this.
Wasn't/ isn't there a cat video thread.
Maybe should go in the kittens thread.

Be forewarned.
all cats grow up to be exactly this.
When I played the clip just now with the sound on, one of my cats looked around for a new cat when she heard the "meows" and my other cat came running into this room from the bedroom, looking for a new cat :biggrin:.
 
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Letter soup is finally password-protected!​


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jack action said:
I'm thinking of writing on Insight on how Venn diagrams actually work.
 
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DrClaude said:
I'm thinking of writing on Insight on how Venn diagrams actually work.
I once tutored a granny who wanted to learn it so that she could help her grandchildren with homework.
 
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I read a funny quote today:

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
- Isaac B. Singer (source)
 
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