Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

 

[topsquark]

Thanks for the heads up.

Whamageddon starts this year on Friday.

Godspeed to all of you who participate.

Do remakes count? If so, I'm gonna lose bad. It's on the CVS store music playback feed. Avoid CVS!!

-Dan

 

[DaveC426913]

Do remakes count? If so, I'm gonna lose bad. It's on the CVS store music playback feed. Avoid CVS!!

-Dan

No.
Only Wham's version.
The rules are clear on this.

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

 

[berkeman]

As a Mentor, I would have to delete that, if it weren't a direct quote...

 

[phinds]

As a Mentor, I would have to delete that, if it weren't a direct quote...

And I would not have blamed you, but hey, as you realize, It's just quoting Elon ...

 

[fresh_42]

And I would not have blamed you, but hey, as you realize, It's just quoting Elon ...

I have never been lucky quoting someone. Ok, my quotes were Tarantino and Jackson, but ...

 

[kuruman]

As a Mentor, I would have to delete that, if it weren't a direct quote...

It's cleverer than it appears at first sight. It looks like the creator of the cartoon selected the first three taglines so that they could be appended with a comma to the fourth and enhance it with distinct nuances.

 

[berkeman]

It's cleverer than it appears at first sight. It looks like the creator of the cartoon selected the first three taglines so that they could be appended with a comma to the fourth and enhance it with distinct nuances.

Oh dear. Oh dear. I need to go take a shower now...

 

[phinds]

Oh dear. Oh dear. I need to go take a shower now...

I actually saw it on TV and nearly lost control of my bodily functions. Even for a sometimes genius, sometimes flake like Musk, this was way over the top.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

That is what I love about Europe. You can find all kinds of mentalities, and to be honest, cuisines, movies, and music. It is commonly assumed that the Finnish gloominess is related to the short days and long nights there in the North but I believe it must be more than that.

Lapp dances actually help.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

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Archeology undergrad? Gotta start somewhere, I guess ;).

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

I bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from IKEA, but I couldn't put it together again.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

A PSA .....

You can thank me later

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

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The geese is always greater on the other side.