Collection of Lame Jokes

[berkeman]

From Facebook today...

 

[phinds]

 

[nuuskur]

couldn't help but chuckle..

 

[gmax137]

 

[Ibix]

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I don't know either, but if the Antarctic is on the opposite side of the world from the Arctic then Antenna is presumably on the opposite side of the world from Enna.

 

[DaveC426913]

One of the more cleverer XKCDs I've seen in a while.

Rollover text: And over heeee[...]eeeere (i)s Saturn.

 

[Charles Link]

Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "

 

[topsquark]

Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "

Spoiler: Maybe?

A perch?

What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?

-Dan

 

[Charles Link]

Spoiler: Maybe?

A perch?

What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?

-Dan

Very good. A+ :)

 

[Charles Link]

What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?
It's probably not correct, but I'll try a seagull.

 

[topsquark]

What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?
It's probably not correct, but I'll try a seagull.

Oooh! Not what I was thinking of, but a good answer.

-Dan

 

[Charles Link]

Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "

I'll post the answer, but @topsquark got it correct. a "perch". It really makes for a good clean riddle, especially among people who you first meet=I find it to be a good one. :)

 

[fresh_42]

I have questions.

 

[gmax137]

Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "

The way I heard that one was:
"Two birds sitting on a perch. The first bird asks the other, 'Do you smell fish?'"

 

[topsquark]

What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?

-Dan

Spoiler: Solution

A kingfisher.

-Dan

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

I have questions.View attachment 336721

I call Photoshop

 

[fresh_42]

I call Photoshop

Probably, but funny.

 

[phinds]

Probably, but funny.

Agree.

 

[sbrothy]

"you can try to outrun thermodynamics but you'll just die warm."

 

[fresh_42]

 

[topsquark]

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No Hobbits, at least!

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[gmax137]

I don't know either, but if the Antarctic is on the opposite side of the world from the Arctic then Antenna is presumably on the opposite side of the world from Enna.

Southeast of New Zealand?

 

[JT Smith]

It's probably somewhere near Werp.

 

[Arjan82]

Southeast of New Zealand?

Well, I was going to say this must be the Antipodes island then, but yeah, that's of course opposite of Podes...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

(Tooth)Sheaf...Guinness tastes like Coca Cola; you want stout? Sheaf IS sttooouuuuttttt.

Stout, stout, let it all out..( Of the bottle)