Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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From Facebook today...

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couldn't help but chuckle.. :DD
 
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gmax137 said:
I don't know either, but if the Antarctic is on the opposite side of the world from the Arctic then Antenna is presumably on the opposite side of the world from Enna.
 
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One of the more cleverer XKCDs I've seen in a while.

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Rollover text: And over heeee[...]eeeere (i)s Saturn.
 
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Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "
 
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Charles Link said:
Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "
A perch?

What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
A perch?

What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?

-Dan
Very good. A+ :)
 
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What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?
It's probably not correct, but I'll try a seagull.
 
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Charles Link said:
What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?
It's probably not correct, but I'll try a seagull.
Oooh! Not what I was thinking of, but a good answer.

-Dan
 
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Charles Link said:
Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "
I'll post the answer, but @topsquark got it correct. a "perch". It really makes for a good clean riddle, especially among people who you first meet=I find it to be a good one. :)
 
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I have questions.
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Charles Link said:
Let's try out a riddle and see if anyone solves it: "What type of fish does a bird like to sit on? "
The way I heard that one was:
"Two birds sitting on a perch. The first bird asks the other, 'Do you smell fish?'"
 
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topsquark said:
What kind of bird do you go to when you want to find Aquaman?

-Dan
A kingfisher.

-Dan
 
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phinds said:
I call Photoshop
Probably, but funny.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Probably, but funny.
Agree.
 
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"you can try to outrun thermodynamics but you'll just die warm."
 
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Ibix said:
I don't know either, but if the Antarctic is on the opposite side of the world from the Arctic then Antenna is presumably on the opposite side of the world from Enna.
Southeast of New Zealand?
 
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It's probably somewhere near Werp.
 
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gmax137 said:
Southeast of New Zealand?

Well, I was going to say this must be the Antipodes island then, but yeah, that's of course opposite of Podes...
 
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Bystander said:
(Tooth)Sheaf...Guinness tastes like Coca Cola; you want stout? Sheaf IS sttooouuuuttttt.
Stout, stout, let it all out..( Of the bottle)
 
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