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Apologies, I've tried a few things but I still have no idea why my pics appear with this dark , unusual shading. I'll keep looking into it.
 
WWGD said:
Apologies, I've tried a few things but I still have no idea why my pics appear with this dark , unusual shading. I'll keep looking into it.
The filenames on your pics indicates they are all screenshots taken using Samsung Internet. You could try using a different browser or some other method of capturing images. The best way would be to use the forum's insert image
1705533346326.png

and paste in the web address of the image file.
 
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“Damn it, doesn’t anybody on this ship have depth perception?”
 
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A horse walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "I have a triangle with three sides: x, y and z. Sides x and z are at right angles. Which side is the hypotenuse?"

The bartender pauses for a moment and replies, "y, the long face".
 
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topsquark said:
(KISS KISS!)

-Dan

jbriggs444 said:
A horse walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "I have a triangle with three sides: x, y and z. Sides x and z are at right angles. Which side is the hypotenuse?"

The bartender pauses for a moment and replies, "y, the long face".
I thought the sums of the squares of the sides equal the square of the hypopothamus.
 
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I tried a few things but couldn't make it work. It's hard to try more since I can't tell the difference myself. Working on it.

are you posting your pix from a phone or a PC ?

from a PC it's easy to brighten images ... Irfanview is my fav basic image editor

Dave
 
topsquark said:
Heck, I did that in my hometown during a single storm: rain, heavy rain, sleet, hail, snow flurries, blizzard. All in a 15 minute time span.

-Dan
And that was just in your back yard.
 
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davenn said:
are you posting your pix from a phone or a PC ?

from a PC it's easy to brighten images ... Irfanview is my fav basic image editor

Dave
Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.
 
WWGD said:
Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.

OK, most phones including my android ( Samsung Galaxy fold 4) have photo editing abilities :smile:
 
davenn said:
OK, most phones including my android ( Samsung Galaxy fold 4) have photo editing abilities :smile:
Ok, thanks, I'll look it up.
 
WWGD said:
Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.

davenn said:
OK, most phones including my android ( Samsung Galaxy fold 4) have photo editing abilities

My favorite photo editor app for Android: Photo Editor by dev.macgyver.

Simple to use, but quite powerful, and also with lots of "single click" effects.
(The free version contains ads)

For simple, overall adjustments, click the "Color" button and then you come to a dialog where you can adjust exposure, brightness, contrast, saturation, temperature, tint and hue.

Here's your photo with an exposure adjustment of "+127" in the Photo Editor app:

Screenshot_20240116_160936_Samsung Internet (1).jpg


Short demo video:
 
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WWGD said:
Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.
Can you not just long touch the image and select Save image? That's how it works on my 'droid.
 
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