Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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The executioner was sitting next to his guillotine one morning, getting ready for the days's work. A guy walked past and saw him making notes on a piece of paper.

"What's that?"

"My chopping list."
 
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  • #18,272
Bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

Don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
 
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jack action said:
If you ever wondered why obesity is becoming a societal issue …
 
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Orodruin said:
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I don't know what all the fuss is about salads. I mean, it's not rocket science.
 
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  • #18,285
A certain day is around the corner. So here's a blast from the past (ancient meme).
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  • #18,286
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and gooey?

Bubble gum.
 
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Ibix said:
I heard of someone who got back to her desk to find a note asking her to call Jill Withergee at a company they did business with. She rang the company and asked for Jill Withergee, but got "no-one of that name here". After a bit of back-and-forth she eventually realised the message had been left by Gill, who spelt her name with a G.
Maybe it's easier to have a more distinctive " wither" last name. Not likely to have a confusion with the name ' Witherspoon'.
 
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WWGD said:
Maybe it's easier to have a more distinctive " wither" last name. Not likely to have a confusion with the name ' Witherspoon'.
What does Reese eat if she doesn't eat grease with her spoon?
 
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fresh_42 said:
What does Reese eat if she doesn't eat grease with her spoon?
The pieces. Reeses's pieces.
 
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Baluncore said:
After consuming Amanita, it can take a week. After having the symptoms of a mild cold for two or three days, you get pretty hungry, especially on the 4th day when you feel much better. Just when you thought the illness was over, you enter three days of progressive liver, then multiple organ failure, and it is your life that is over.

Is there a faster acting toxic fungi than Amanita toxin ?
And still there are people who think i'ts a good idea to ingest them recreationally.
 
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WWGD said:
The pieces. Reeses's pieces.
I immediately thought of a word that rhymes and starts with f....
 
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sbrothy said:
I immediately thought of a word that rhymes and starts with f....
I was thinking of that too, somehow . Edit: When I ask for one, I say, with a 'p'.
 
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At church yesterday, Gladys saw someone who looked like a newcomer.

"Hi, I'm Gladys Dunn."

"So am I! That was the longest sermon I've ever heard."
 
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