Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Ibix said:
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That's easy for you to say...
 
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DennisN said:
If anyone wonders why cats do these things: they rub themselves against things to leave their scent and claim ownership of it.

One of my cats has done it lately with my tablet when I'm reading it in bed. She does it so intensely that she sometimes have closed apps when rubbing against the screen. She also has a habit of biting on the usb cable :smile:.
I used to just pee around a seat in coffee shops , to mark it as mine, reserved. But, go figure, it seems " It's not acceptable ".
 
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dextercioby said:
I do actually, somewhere, have a bottle of deionised water that says "do not dilute" on the label.
 
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WWGD said:
I used to just pee around a seat in coffee shops , to mark it as mine, reserved. But, go figure, it seems " It's not acceptable ".
:oldlaugh:
 
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dextercioby said:
I hear there are cans of unionized water certified by the AFL-CIO.
 
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Orodruin said:
Wait a minute! Where is the top of the lower Oreo?!?!
Invisible against the glare from the cream. Honest.
 
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you might need special glasses for this one

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Are those … E-clips? 😱
 
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phinds said:
you might need special glasses for this one

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Can NOT believe how long it took me....
 
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Bystander said:
Can NOT believe how long it took me....
About 4 minutes?
 
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Orodruin said:
About 4 minutes?
Yes, four longer than should have been necessary...maybe I'll mention it at my next phlebotomy.
 
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A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate.
"No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse."
"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer.
"No I did not," the doctor said.
"So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead."
The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way.
The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."
 
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Printed on the door of the Linguistics Dept hallway:

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Ah, the circle of life.
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