Collection of Lame Jokes

[nsaspook]

 

[davenn]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

Given Egypt opened up its econonomy, I plan to open up a Shake'n bake in Sharm-el-Sheik.

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

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I find quotes from little Tarantulas, Tarantinos difficult to post here.

 

[Ibix]

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A very strained mispronunciation...

 

[nsaspook]

Mr. I.FORGOT is always in the parking lot smoking dope in his car, no way he signed for this.

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

When you argue on social media today.

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

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ACKtually....

(Bettas, Gouramis and other labyrinth fish can, in fact, drown)

 

[DrGreg]

If it had been a simple script, you might have needed only an adder.

 

[BillTre]

ACKtually....
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(Bettas, Gouramis and other labyrinth fish can, in fact, drown)

because they breath air with their modified swim bladder.
Other fish can be be suffocate if there is not enough oxygen dissolved in the water. There are many ways to do this, like covering the water surface to stop gas exchange. After the fish use up the oxygen already in the water they will die.

 

[DaveC426913]

because they breath air with their modified swim bladder.

Yeah, even in oxygenated water, if labyrinth fish are denied access to the surface, they can suffocate, just like marine mammals.

 

[davenn]

Kirk asking "what happened to all the Tribbles?"
Spock, McCoy and Scotty looking at each other ....
Scotty finally owning up .... ( they = the Klingons)

It was one of the giggle episodes

 

[DennisN]

 

[Jonathan Scott]

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Any idea what the words are after "always"? This isn't the usual one. At first glance it looks something like "..nture the stoic"!

 

[DennisN]

Any idea what the words are after "always"? This isn't the usual one. At first glance it looks something like "..nture the stoic"!

No idea. But your guess seems possible.

 

[Tom.G]

First letter of unknown word seems to be an "i", or possibly lower case "L".

 

[Jonathan Scott]

The only words I can find that fit are "always lapture the stoic", which doesn't make much sense, although both "lapture" and "stoic" are font names.

 

[Mayhem]

Henri Lebesgue, ca. 1900:

"**** me sideways, this integral is unsolvable!

... now wait a minute."

 

[DaveE]

OK, it's not a one-liner; I'm not sure exactly what a "joke" is. It certainly is lame. I thought this was hilarious, YMMV of course.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

If it had been a simple script, you might have needed only an adder.

If it was a cow , it would be an udder thing.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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This happens if you free Willy.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

Freed Free Willy didn't work out too well either.

He was rather old (for a killer whale), 27, when released. He was not good at hunting or interacting with others of his species.
Probably (in my opinion), because he missed out on learning period interactions at certain times in his development.
Limited hunting skills. Limited social skills.

 

[Mayhem]

Freed Free Willy didn't work out too well either.

He was rather old (for a killer whale), 27, when released. He was not good at hunting or interacting with others of his species.
Probably (in my opinion), because he missed out on learning period interactions at certain times in his development.
Limited hunting skills. Limited social skills.

The only whale celebrity in existence and he dies at age 27. What a coincidence.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DaveC426913]