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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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berkeman said:
Or, darker, a noose.
 
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It's not lame, it's real life these days. But this seems to be the active joke thread so...
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Seems secure to me. :oldtongue:
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Borg said:
Seems secure to me. :oldtongue:
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:headbang:

Argh. Here I am going
'A-I-M-N-...' No, that can't be it...
'A-I-N-O-M...' No...
 
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I'm getting false warning messages from my Windows system anti virus. I may have to just polish Defender and move it out. Or trade my Chevy for a Cadila Ka Ka.
 
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This is an old one I have lying around from when the LHC was new and it had a public interface (it might still have it, I dunno). Noticed this one though. Seems it was out of tune at that particular moment.


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phinds said:
They forgot the saw.
They never saw the saw. It was so-so, though.
 
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WWGD said:
They never saw the saw. It was so-so, though.
So, they missed the seesaw is basically what you're saying?

EDIT: I always wondered. Eh, I got things mixed up. NVM.
 
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Now I know politics is a banned and inflamed subject but at this comical level (and since it doesn't set the stage for any kind of discussion) I hope it's OK. Also, I don't agree one way or the other. It is what it is:

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Seems I found a trove of pictures. I admit they're probably outdated but maybe one or two on here haven't seen them:

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sbrothy said:
Seems I found a trove of pictures. I admit they're probably outdated but maybe one or two on here haven't seen them:

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I was reviewing my networking books. They spoke of the birth of a ( super) VLAN.
 
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sbrothy said:
Seems I found a trove of pictures. I admit they're probably outdated but maybe one or two on here haven't seen them:

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Gah! What is wrong with her hips??
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Gah! What is wrong with her hips??

Wow! You're right! I didn't even notice that. Smells of photoshop. Yeah, there's definitely something wrong there.
 
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jack action said:
Found a human version:


Some assembly required indeed! Not even IKEA is on that level!
 
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sbrothy said:
It's like one of those crazy last wills like "throw my entire corpse into the Manneken Pis fountain.
I've been there twice in the last year. I really don't get the attraction.
 
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It took 70 years but it finally happened.

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DaveC426913 said:
It took 70 years but it finally happened.

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Any Watt in the ML other than in lamps? Maybe Wei, Weir?
 
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WWGD said:
Any Watt in the ML other than in lamps? Maybe Wei, Weir?
How about a " you've heard it in PF first":

" Watt is a unit of Power?"
"Yes. "
Anyone care to add to it?
 
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To avoid him getting trampled by the carriage, they put Descartes before the horse.
To give him faster access to the king, they put Descartes before the wh o res.
 
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WWGD said:
Anyone care to add to it?
Ohm, no.
 
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Making the world a better place one mnemonic at a time.

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Now I won't have to hear my grandkids shriek "Agh! A bee!"
 
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A female cop complimented me by telling me I was carrying a suspiciously large package.
 
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Newton's first law of motion illustrated for morons. Learning about inertia literally the hard way:

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sbrothy said:
Newton's first law of motion illustrated for morons. Learning about inertia literally the hard way:

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Good setup for a lab.
 
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It's so hot here, I found three naked Finns in my living room, throwing water on stones and hitting each other with birch branches.
 
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My son just sent me this one:

Hansel and Gretel suffered from munch house'n syndrome.
 
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