Collection of Lame Jokes

[jedishrfu]

Think about it again! A nude beach isn't half as exciting as it sounds.

Y’all should come to Austin, Texas home of Hippie Hollow Park. Dine at The Oasis overlooking Lake Travis and the park in a distance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippie_Hollow_Park

 

[DaveC426913]

Y’all should come to Austin, Texas

A dear friend of mine just posted a selfie in front of Austin's I Love You So Much sign.

(Yes, she's that tall.)

 

[jedishrfu]

Wow I didn’t know we had an I Love You sign.

We did have a funny looking frog drawn by Daniel Johnston a talented singer song writer and musician.

https://www.texasobserver.org/the-peoples-frog/

We also had an informal grafiti wall park that attracted a lot of folks. Artists would be on hand spray painting over someone else's art. Visitors could get in on the fun.

But then the property got sold in 2019 for a planned redevelopment despite a public outcry to make it a city park. I think the walls have since been torn down or moved.

https://solotripsandtips.com/graffiti-wall-austin-texas-hope-outdoor-gallery/

According to the article, the site was relocated near Austin Bergstrom Airport taking away yet another quirky spot in Austin and moving it to some out of the way spot with little intrinsic value.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[gmax137]

If the yellow line is a tunnel, it's not wrong...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

And I thought Salem (Massachusetts).

My answer was Detroit. But I was thinking of scariest places.

 

[berkeman]

If the yellow line is a tunnel, it's not wrong...

Depends on how deep it goes...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[fresh_42]

If the yellow line is a tunnel, it's not wrong...

Depends on how deep it goes...

And do not forget that it has to be huge if you want to fly in it!

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[jtbell]

an article I read in my Apple News feed just now, from People magazine. It was about a 1980s event (not Halloween related!) in Cleveland, Ohio. It consistently referred to "Lake Eerie."

The article has been fixed, but the comments are still there (as of right now).

 

[256bits]

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What a dumb AI. Phoooy.

The orange route is driving from LA to NY, and hopping on a boat to France.

Everyone knows that airplanes fly, and to do so they go up and they come back down.
The 'dumb' route is the airplane flying.
It's like the same as if you could throw a ball from LA to Paris. The ball takes a parabolic path.
Elementary physics.

 

[Borg]

What a dumb AI. Phoooy.

The orange route is driving from LA to NY, and hopping on a boat to France.

Everyone knows that airplanes fly, and to do so they go up and they come back down.
The 'dumb' route is the airplane flying.
It's like the same as if you could throw a ball from LA to Paris. The ball takes a parabolic path.
Elementary physics.

I don't assume that the person is smarter than the AI. You don't know what he prompted it with - he could have told it to draw a straight line between the two and then made his 'discovery'.

 

[davenn]

gotta love sarcasm

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[WWGD]

Yesterday , at the hospital in Kashmir, there were six sick Sikhs.

 

[berkeman]

Turns out I wasn't a fast enough runner as a kid, so I had to get a bike...

 

[WWGD]

What a dumb AI. Phoooy.

The orange route is driving from LA to NY, and hopping on a boat to France.

Everyone knows that airplanes fly, and to do so they go up and they come back down.
The 'dumb' route is the airplane flying.
It's like the same as if you could throw a ball from LA to Paris. The ball takes a parabolic path.
Elementary physics.

I thought it was about following actual Geodesics in the Sphere.

 

[256bits]

I don't assume that the person is smarter than the AI. You don't know what he prompted it with - he could have told it to draw a straight line between the two and then made his 'discovery'.

I thought it was about following actual Geodesics in the Sphere.

My Flat Earth lameness did indeed go flat.

 

[jtbell]

Yesterday , at the hospital in Kashmir, there were six sick Sikhs.

They own a flock of sheep, one of which was also sick. So...

The six sick Sikhs' sixth sheep's sick.

 

[difalcojr]

ENCORE performance! Back by popular demand!

 

[sbrothy]

 

[jtbell]

 

[berkeman]

 

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

Screwdriver joke in Police Squad!

 

[fresh_42]

I have seen the label "vegan" on bottles of 100% apple juice. I still wonder how they can guarantee that none of the apples had a worm.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jack action]

I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can write other words too.