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Tom.G said:
@WWGD said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/posts/6921749

...multiply any numbers of length 2 ( contrived, but necessary*) in less than 3 minutes.

I proposed LX times CI
@Tom.G said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/posts/6921834

LX times CI = MMMMMMLX@Fresh42 said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/posts/6922065

VMLXAccording to:
https://byjus.com/maths/roman-numerals/

. When a symbol of a smaller value appears before a greater value symbol, it will be subtracted. For Example- IX = X – I = 10 – 1 = 9.

. The symbols V, L, and D are never subtracted, as they are not written before a greater value symbol.

I have not been able to find any information that the Romans depicted numbers as products of numerals. Please let us know if you find such.

Cheers,
Tom
Ok, tough guy, what are the roots of :

L(Y^2)-(VI)Y+ XI ? ;).
 
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WWGD said:
Ok, tough guy, what are the roots of :

LY^2)-(VI)Y+ XI ? ;).
<compiler error: mismatching parens and winky face...>
<grammar police error: noun phrase is not a sentence>
 
fresh_42 said:
Please quote correctly! I wrote ##\overline{V}MLX##!That's why I used the overlined symbol. ##\overline{V}=MMMMM>M.##

There are various ways to deal with numbers greater than a thousand. Overlining is one of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_numerals
(look for "vinculum")
Hmmm... The overline doesn't show on my screen. I now see in the Quote that the overline instruction is there but is still is not being executed on this end, even after a screen refresh.

Will so note in my earlier post.

Cheers,
Tom
 
phinds said:
I know I should laugh at that and move on, but part of my brain winced so hard at crossing "nothing" off a todo list that I think I sprained something. I even started to wonder how he got a pencil to draw such a clear line on an unsupported piece of paper like that. Underwater.

Excuse me. I'll be in the corner, rocking quietly and chanting the MST3K mantra under my breath.
 
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  • Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
  • Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
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  • Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
  • War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
  • Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
  • A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!
 
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jack action said:
Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

Change my mind.
Not happening.
 
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Ibix said:
Not happening.
I remember someone saying in a talk that, unlike a double negative turning into a positive, the same was never the case with double positives( i.e., that they turned into negatives). The reply from someone in the audience was " Yeah, right!".
 
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WWGD said:
Masterpiece by Architect Escher.
Surely if it was by Escher it would be on the ceiling?
 
have a US friend who is a pest removalist, top pic one of his removals. I thought of a good play on words

Know your Hornets Nest types .....

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F-A18 Hornets pack the hangar deck the Nimitz class carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN_75).jpg
F-A18 Hornets pack the hangar deck of the Nimitz class carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN_75)
 
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davenn said:
F-A18 Hornets pack the hangar deck the Nimitz class carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN_75)
Interesting 3-D tiling problem... :smile: