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I have no idea either, but maybe this one is related, which I also did not understand:berkeman said:
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We used to do that. We'd buy a bunch of those mini cans of vegetables (beets, corn, peas) and then ask the trick-or-treaters: "Do you want candy or vegetables?" And the little kids would say, with some concern in their tiny voices: "Candy!"
But the older kids would ask for the vegetables. By the end of the night we'd always have some candy left but the canned vegetables would be gone.
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I was looking for a whisk that looked like a whisk like a hex key looks like a screwdriver.WWGD said:
And that thingy was actually taken from an Ikea site!
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Somehow this one strikes me as just as good a match in applicability for cake assembly as the usual Ikea Allen wrenches are for furniture assembly (with the bonus of being applicable to both types of assembly):fresh_42 said:I was looking for a whisk that looked like a whisk like a hex key looks like a screwdriver.
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV...
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV...
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
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That must be a record in the repost category: 26 posts apart! And I know it was posted at least once before. (And to think I wrote it down back then instead of posting the meme to save bandwidth and do my part for the environmentphinds said:
)Have we gone through the entire Internet already?
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Age test: What has this ...
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