Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Only the chosen ones will get this one:
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I'm not sure I want to eat here...

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This one took me a few moments to get.
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Ibix said:
Summarise the directions of changes in Rudolph's marks. . .

Lol, okay. . . got it. . :-p
 
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Ibix said:
Summarise the directions of changes in Rudolph's marks
Oh gawd, I didn't have the patience to sing the whole song in my head to the end. Thanks for the hint.
 
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berkeman said:
Oh gawd,
It's definitely a groaner, but I snickered about it for quite a while after the groan.
 
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Ibix said:
That seems more like a "why men shouldn't be in the military", no?
In an ideal world, neither should be. Edit: My whole point is this is funny at a superficial level. Edit: Which is what , imo, ' Lame Jokes' is about.
 
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Clearly, only George Takei should be in the military.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Clearly, only George Takei should be in the military.
If there were more than one George Takei, then they could be distracted by each other.
Only single person crews. No mirrors.
 
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Ibix said:
It's definitely a groaner, but I snickered about it for quite a while after the groan.
History? What about all the other grades? I was trying to find connections to glowing noses and maintaining an A in Science.
That's what happens when you spend too much time deciphering physics jokes.
 
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