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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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When a man gives his girlfriend a diamond ring, would you call that "carbon dating"?
 
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Related - the Chief Stoker's Principle: if at first you don't succeed, hit it with a bigger hammer.
 
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Ibix said:
Related: the Chief Stoker's Principle: if at first you don't succeed, hit it with a bigger hammer.
Too legit to hit. Don't hurt them, Hammer (US celebrities dish).
 
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nsaspook said:
That reminds of the three fundamental equations in Electrical Engineering
$$\begin{align} & V=IR \\ & I=V/R \\& R=V/I \end{align}$$
 
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Ibix said:
Related - the Chief Stoker's Principle: if at first you don't succeed, hit it with a bigger hammer.
If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
 
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kuruman said:
That reminds of the three fundamental equations in Electrical Engineering
$$\begin{align} & V=IR \\ & I=V/R \\& R=V/I \end{align}$$
The worst thing is that for some, this is not a joke.

I remember meeting a retired electrician and he was so proud to show me: (1) he had a calculator; (2) he had a list of equations inside his calculator case, something like this (Yep, it is still available on the Web):

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I only saw 2 [very simple, very basic] equations, that I know by heart even though electricity is not my domain. I wanted to tell him that it was just the same two equations rearranged differently, but I could see the mathematical concept would just go over his head. Still, he was proudly - half-joking, half-serious - saying stuff like: "See, I'm almost an engineer!"
 
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jack action said:
The worst thing is that for some, this is not a joke.

I remember meeting a retired electrician and he was so proud to show me: (1) he had a calculator; (2) he had a list of equations inside his calculator case, something like this (Yep, it is still available on the Web):

I only saw 2 [very simple, very basic] equations, that I know by heart even though electricity is not my domain. I wanted to tell him that it was just the same two equations rearranged differently, but I could see the mathematical concept would just go over his head. Still, he was proudly - half-joking, half-serious - saying stuff like: "See, I'm almost an engineer!"
No, this is no joke. I can see how the chart can be useful when people cannot trust themselves to do the required simple algebra in their heads. They don't want to build something only to discover that it cannot pass the smoke test.
 
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pinball1970 said:
History? What about all the other grades? I was trying to find connections to glowing noses and maintaining an A in Science.
That's what happens when you spend too much time deciphering physics jokes.
He should have gone from D- to A+ in gym.
 
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256bits said:
He should have gone from D- to A+ in gym.
I think improved grades in science and maths due to his contribution to novel flight navigational systems was warranted.
 
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festive..

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Sword-Wielding Suspect Arrested After Showering In Random House

You would think a well know big publishing company would have better security,
 
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nsaspook said:
well know big publishing company
LOL :smile:
 
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256bits said:
He should have gone from D- to A+ in gym.
His school was so fancy, it didn't just have a gym, it had a James.
 
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Don't know about you folks but this is definitely true for me:

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Also note the state just west of "North" Dakota and Nebraska.
 
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WWGD said:
But doesn't everybody do that on their phones nowadays? Either your bank app or your health app, take your pick.
 
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jtbell said:
But doesn't everybody do that on their phones nowadays? Either your bank app or your health app, take your pick.
Check their balance ?
 

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