Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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BillTre said:
I couldn't get there. It was cold and it was snowing too hard. I had to swing by the church for a while until it passed.

-Dan
 
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fresh_42 said:
Tsk tsk tsk. I'm over 60 and did something like 40,000 ft-lbs of weight lifts last night, with as many controlled releases. And I'm just getting back in shape again.

Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!
 
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Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die". :olduhh:
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die". :olduhh:
Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!
Or as a famous Dutch writer (Harry Mulisch) once said:
"My mortality remains to be proven..."
 
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topsquark said:
Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan
Yes, most of us have to compensate and figure out what we CAN do.
 
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Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.
Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble. Though desktop users won't face any trouble.
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble.
You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.
I use Firefox on Android, and am pleased that it allows AdGuard. Even a few months back, the YouTube website from mobile browser didn't have the Shorts tab. Checked just now, and it is there!
 
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