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That would be 'Tent' and 'Bicycle' respectively.dextercioby said:
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I couldn't get there. It was cold and it was snowing too hard. I had to swing by the church for a while until it passed.BillTre said:
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Tsk tsk tsk. I'm over 60 and did something like 40,000 ft-lbs of weight lifts last night, with as many controlled releases. And I'm just getting back in shape again.fresh_42 said:
Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!
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Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die". 
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Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.Ivan Seeking said:Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die".
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Or as a famous Dutch writer (Harry Mulisch) once said:Ivan Seeking said:
"My mortality remains to be proven..."
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Yes, most of us have to compensate and figure out what we CAN do.topsquark said:
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Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.
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Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble. Though desktop users won't face any trouble.Bandersnatch said:
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You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.Wrichik Basu said:
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I use Firefox on Android, and am pleased that it allows AdGuard. Even a few months back, the YouTube website from mobile browser didn't have the Shorts tab. Checked just now, and it is there!Bandersnatch said: