Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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-Dan
 
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BillTre said:
I couldn't get there. It was cold and it was snowing too hard. I had to swing by the church for a while until it passed.

-Dan
 
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Tsk tsk tsk. I'm over 60 and did something like 40,000 ft-lbs of weight lifts last night, with as many controlled releases. And I'm just getting back in shape again.

Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!
 
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Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die". :olduhh:
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die". :olduhh:
Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!
Or as a famous Dutch writer (Harry Mulisch) once said:
"My mortality remains to be proven..."
 
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topsquark said:
Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan
Yes, most of us have to compensate and figure out what we CAN do.
 
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Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.
Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble. Though desktop users won't face any trouble.
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble.
You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.
 
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You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.
I use Firefox on Android, and am pleased that it allows AdGuard. Even a few months back, the YouTube website from mobile browser didn't have the Shorts tab. Checked just now, and it is there!
 
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