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I think he's the drummer.Halc said:
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And she is the hummer? Wouldn't that make it "Zod and the Zummers"?Ibix said:
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But they save a lot of server space because they won't have to protocol the communication anymore!
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First man on the moon:
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.
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Speed limit of the week!
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It's ok, the police don't bother unless you're more than 5% above the limit, so you're good to ##13\frac 18\mathrm{mph}##.fresh_42 said:
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I guess they had a new delivery of speed cams and found ...Ibix said:
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I had assumed this was Photoshop until I saw a coyote silhouette sticker on a dent in real life the other day.WWGD said:
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Is Switzerland a nice country to live in?fresh_42 said:
I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.
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It is indeed, but I'd recommend the Welsh part, and before I forget ...Ibix said:
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I think this is as close as the USA will get to the SI system when asked to enforce a 20 km/h speed limit.fresh_42 said:
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