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That would be darn cold! Around 70°N! OTOH, currently 57°F / 14°C.dextercioby said:
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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If they're in Las Vegas.
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...wait, that's Barad-dûr...nsaspook said:
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Just checked, it is! They have a Barad-dur in Vegas!?Ibix said:
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The fact that it isn't hidden behind mountains suggests the vantage point is inside Mordor, so... maybe? Love of money being the root of all evil and all that?pinball1970 said:
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That was an old picture. Barad-dur was imploded and is being replaced with the sphere.pinball1970 said:
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Isn't that how you hatch a cockatrice...?dextercioby said:
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Just ordered a book called “The World’s Longest Rivers.”
It’s being delivered by Amazon.
It’s being delivered by Amazon.
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Or possibly if they are in Shenzhen, China. There is a theme park there called Window of the World. They have miniatures of many world landmarks. The park is dominated by a scale model of the Eiffel Tower. (I think it is about 1/5 the size of the real one.) There are also many other landmarks reproduced in miniature. For suitable values of "miniature" from table-top diorama up to about 1/3 scale.
Here are just a few.
Possibly the most ironic one is, a miniature of the Great Wall of China. Roughly waist high.
It's sort of a "not great but still pretty good" wall.
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It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic ...
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From my Facebook feed today:
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“You lose your phone again, Rusty?”
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Most reptiles make very little, if any, vocal noise. For example, snakes and lizards just hiss and even that only rarely. There are, however, two species of reptile that are capable of loud vocalizations: alligators and congressmen.
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According to Rich Hall, alligators can be very litigious, particularly if they think you're wearing boots made out of a relative. It's where we get the word "allegation" from.phinds said:
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Who as it that said, "I deny the allegations, and cast aspersions upon the alligators!"
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Winner gets a Lapp dance.dextercioby said:
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Had to correct my friend . I told him to put a potato in his bathing suit at the beach to help him impress women. But In the front, not in the back, as he did last time.
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Education is good, but beer is gooder.
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