Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

Education is good, but beer is gooder.

A guy at work emailed our "techies and other nerds" mailing list one Friday afternoon with "Brain not work no more. Beer make brain work good. 4.30 <local pub>."

 

[Ibix]

"My ex-wife and I agreed that whoever got the most assets from our divorce would also get the kids. So my lawyer's raising my son now..."

 

[Swamp Thing]

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I remember a cartoon where an electrician is working on an open junction box next to an electric chair. He's just turned to the prisoner and is asking anxiously, "Feel anything yet?"

 

[davenn]

 

[artis]

The difference between Wuhan, China and Las Vegas ,Nevada, USA?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...

 

[davenn]

I found a new type of Kale
I totally LOVE!
It is the Kale
without the K!

 

[nuuskur]

gpt understands my feelings

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[TonyStewart]

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That's a clever play on words! In Excel, the date January 2nd can be represented as "1/2," which sounds like "half." So, in the context of Excel, the glass is "half full" because it's January 2nd. Nice joke!

 

[phinds]

That's a clever play on words! In Excel, the date January 2nd can be represented as "1/2," which sounds like "half." So, in the context of Excel, the glass is "half full" because it's January 2nd. Nice joke!

If you have to explain it, you ruin the joke

 

[Ibix]

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Or 1st February, in countries with sensible date ordering conventions.

 

[TonyStewart]

I don't use Excel and use scalc.exe which says 1/2=2023-01-02 or

2. Jan. 2023 which I guess means you're still hung over with a half-life of 2 days​

 

[fresh_42]

Why?

 

[DrGreg]

Why?

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So you can see it's pipe number 7.

 

[phinds]

Why?

Why not? I mean, he has to practice his pipebending skills SOMEWHERE.

 

[TonyStewart]

Looks like there is an underground tank for recycling rainwater or else it is emulating a large intestine for absorption of rainwater heavy metal & acidic nutrients from nearby acid rain... or nuclear or #ultraheavy fallout

 

[jack action]

Why?

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To practice one's Photoshop skills:

 

[BvU]

Would that be the original ?
Or reverse-engineered ?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

They all foresaw the plane crashing?

 

[Ibix]

There's a Gary Larson cartoon about the "First Annual Psychics' Conference", which notes that the event had gone well, marred only by a slight tension in the air from the unforseen faux pas of everyone wearing the same dress.

 

[fresh_42]