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A guy at work emailed our "techies and other nerds" mailing list one Friday afternoon with "Brain not work no more. Beer make brain work good. 4.30 <local pub>."fresh_42 said:
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"My ex-wife and I agreed that whoever got the most assets from our divorce would also get the kids. So my lawyer's raising my son now..."
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I remember a cartoon where an electrician is working on an open junction box next to an electric chair. He's just turned to the prisoner and is asking anxiously, "Feel anything yet?"fresh_42 said:
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The difference between Wuhan, China and Las Vegas ,Nevada, USA?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...
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ohwilleke said:
That's a clever play on words! In Excel, the date January 2nd can be represented as "1/2," which sounds like "half." So, in the context of Excel, the glass is "half full" because it's January 2nd. Nice joke!
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If you have to explain it, you ruin the jokeTonyStewart said:
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Or 1st February, in countries with sensible date ordering conventions.ohwilleke said:
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I don't use Excel and use scalc.exe which says 1/2=2023-01-02 or
2. Jan. 2023 which I guess means you're still hung over with a half-life of 2 days |
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Why?
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Why not? I mean, he has to practice his pipebending skills SOMEWHERE.fresh_42 said:
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Looks like there is an underground tank for recycling rainwater or else it is emulating a large intestine for absorption of rainwater heavy metal & acidic nutrients from nearby acid rain... or nuclear or #ultraheavy fallout
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To practice one's Photoshop skills:fresh_42 said:
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There's a Gary Larson cartoon about the "First Annual Psychics' Conference", which notes that the event had gone well, marred only by a slight tension in the air from the unforseen faux pas of everyone wearing the same dress.
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