Collection of Lame Jokes

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Yes, your standard underwater biking.

 

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Dwayne Johnson, aka " The Rock", will be having another child soon. To be called " Prudential", a piece of the Rock.

 

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https://guthib.com/

 

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https://guthib.com/

See also isittuesday.co.uk and https://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ for other useful information.

IIRC, the latter one creates a variable in Javascript and checks whether it exists before answering.

 

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Patient: Will I be OK, Doc?

Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.

Patient: I don't do that astrology stuff.

Doctor: Me neither. My thermometer just broke.

 

[Borg]

Since Mercury impedes cognitive function, I guess that would make him a dumb ass.

 

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My father was informally known at his place of work as Mr Ibix, OBE, because his exclamation of choice when it all went pear shaped was "Oh, Bloody 'Ell".

 

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Along the same line, I like this one too:

 

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