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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Yes, your standard underwater biking.fresh_42 said:
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Dwayne Johnson, aka " The Rock", will be having another child soon. To be called " Prudential", a piece of the Rock.
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See also isittuesday.co.uk and https://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ for other useful information.jack action said:
IIRC, the latter one creates a variable in Javascript and checks whether it exists before answering.
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Patient: Will I be OK, Doc?
Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.
Patient: I don't do that astrology stuff.
Doctor: Me neither. My thermometer just broke.
Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.
Patient: I don't do that astrology stuff.
Doctor: Me neither. My thermometer just broke.
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Since Mercury impedes cognitive function, I guess that would make him a dumb ass.
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Along the same line, I like this one too:fresh_42 said:
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