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jack action said:
Am I the only one who did not get the joke? "Money laundering" is kind of obvious but what about the other two?

Had to look for it on the web; I am not that smart:

Money laundering and Assault (A Salt) and battery.

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Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.
 
jack action said:
Am I the only one who did not get the joke?
No. o:) Did "Assault and 'buttery'" at a family re-union little over thirty years ago...hence, the o:).
 
WWGD said:
Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.

It's a measure of the corruption in the prison system that he is allowed to run his money laundering operation even from jail.
 
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gmax137 said:
A friend liked to say, "There are two kinds of people: those who believe there are two kinds of people, and those who don't..."
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.