Collection of Lame Jokes

  • Thread starter Thread starter quddusaliquddus
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Jokes
Click For Summary

Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #16,621
FB_IMG_1694292997224.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Wow
Likes   Reactions: Tom.G, nuuskur, WWGD and 2 others
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #16,622
From FB today:

1694294523427.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Informative
Likes   Reactions: nsaspook, DennisN, Wrichik Basu and 6 others
  • #16,624
Screenshot_20230902_120721_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude, nuuskur and Ibix
  • #16,625
Screenshot_20230905_215647_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: e_jane and BillTre
  • #16,626
Screenshot_20230902_193359_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • #16,627
Screenshot 2023-09-09 at 8.59.33 AM.png
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude, DennisN, collinsmark and 2 others
  • #16,628
Apparently on a house wall in Amsterdam.
_nc_ohc=Z1IifsAkUc4AX-uYaQB&_nc_ht=scontent-fra3-2.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Love
Likes   Reactions: e_jane, DennisN, BillTre and 4 others
  • #16,629
WWGD said:
Am I the only one who did not get the joke? "Money laundering" is kind of obvious but what about the other two?

Had to look for it on the web; I am not that smart:

Money laundering and Assault (A Salt) and battery.

missed-it-so-close.gif
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre
  • #16,630
jack action said:
Am I the only one who did not get the joke? "Money laundering" is kind of obvious but what about the other two?

Had to look for it on the web; I am not that smart:

Money laundering and Assault (A Salt) and battery.

View attachment 331758
Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.
 
  • #16,631
jack action said:
Am I the only one who did not get the joke?
No. o:) Did "Assault and 'buttery'" at a family re-union little over thirty years ago...hence, the o:).
 
  • #16,632
WWGD said:
Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.

It's a measure of the corruption in the prison system that he is allowed to run his money laundering operation even from jail.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Ibix and WWGD
  • #16,633
Screenshot_20230909_202806_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: nsaspook, DennisN, BillTre and 1 other person
  • #16,634
Screenshot_20230905_215725_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Informative
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude, DennisN, jack action and 3 others
  • #16,635
Screenshot_20230902_193252_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Wow
Likes   Reactions: nuuskur, DennisN, jack action and 1 other person
  • #16,637
Cat statue.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: nuuskur, jack action, berkeman and 8 others
  • #16,638
_nc_ohc=S014F2_hHSwAX-G-hjk&_nc_ht=scontent-fra3-1.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: e_jane, DennisN and BillTre
  • #16,639
Screenshot_20230902_120132_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Wow
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: nuuskur, DennisN, BillTre and 2 others
  • #16,640
Screenshot_20230902_120044_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: dextercioby, DennisN, BillTre and 3 others
  • #16,641
Screenshot_20230902_115828_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
  • Wow
Likes   Reactions: berkeman
  • #16,642
0815fb3ebcbe99b855802f5f23c4b1ab.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: Ibix, nuuskur, DennisN and 4 others
  • #16,643
344994-IMG-1897.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Love
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude, nuuskur, DennisN and 4 others
  • #16,644
funny-joke-about-getting-fatter.jpg


Jokes-Anyone-Can-Remember-nicole-fornabaio-rd.com_.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Wow
Likes   Reactions: jack action, nuuskur, DennisN and 1 other person
  • #16,645
1694387787432.png
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: jack action, nuuskur, WWGD and 2 others
  • #16,646
phinds said:

...you have food (knock off its horns and throw it on the plate) and I wouldn't!
 
  • #16,647
1694388052790.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: jack action, nuuskur, WWGD and 1 other person
  • #16,648
_nc_ohc=jlWWWvQ29soAX_lqI3S&_nc_ht=scontent-fra3-2.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Ibix, jack action, dextercioby and 3 others
  • #16,649
gmax137 said:
A friend liked to say, "There are two kinds of people: those who believe there are two kinds of people, and those who don't..."
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre
  • #16,650
nuuskur said:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Hurkyl's reply to this upthread is good, as is humanino's reply immediately below.
 

Similar threads

  • · Replies 470 ·
16
Replies
470
Views
36K
  • · Replies 10 ·
Replies
10
Views
1K
  • · Replies 2 ·
Replies
2
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
5K
Replies
2
Views
4K
  • · Replies 17 ·
Replies
17
Views
5K
  • · Replies 420 ·
15
Replies
420
Views
43K
  • · Replies 7 ·
Replies
7
Views
2K
  • · Replies 15 ·
Replies
15
Views
2K