Collection of Lame Jokes

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

From FB today:

 

[Ibix]

From FB today:

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See also this one.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Apparently on a house wall in Amsterdam.

 

[jack action]

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Am I the only one who did not get the joke? "Money laundering" is kind of obvious but what about the other two?

Had to look for it on the web; I am not that smart:

Spoiler

Money laundering and Assault (A Salt) and battery.

 

[WWGD]

Am I the only one who did not get the joke? "Money laundering" is kind of obvious but what about the other two?

Had to look for it on the web; I am not that smart:

Spoiler

Money laundering and Assault (A Salt) and battery.

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Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.

 

[Bystander]

Am I the only one who did not get the joke?

No. Did "Assault and 'buttery'" at a family re-union little over thirty years ago...hence, the .

 

[Swamp Thing]

Yes, you got it right in the spoiler.

It's a measure of the corruption in the prison system that he is allowed to run his money laundering operation even from jail.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Borg]

 

[Borg]

 

[Borg]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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...you have food (knock off its horns and throw it on the plate) and I wouldn't!

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

A friend liked to say, "There are two kinds of people: those who believe there are two kinds of people, and those who don't..."

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[Ibix]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Hurkyl's reply to this upthread is good, as is humanino's reply immediately below.