Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:

She changes it more often.
 
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Not political
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WWGD said:
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I guess I had written this earlier in this thread, but in India, there was a Court ruling that you have to wear a mask even when driving alone because any place outside your house is a public place, including your car, even if you keep all the windows up. Thereafter, people got fined for not wearing a mask when driving alone.
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
I guess I had written this earlier in this thread, but in India, there was a Court ruling that you have to wear a mask even when driving alone because any place outside your house is a public place, including your car, even if you keep all the windows up. Thereafter, people got fined for not wearing a mask when driving alone.
Wow. While on the topic,
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phinds said:
The webcomic Questionable Content has one of the characters gets kicked between the legs by a combat robot. His speech bubble appears from off the bottom of the panel: "Metal foot... to... mantenna array... pain level... Shatnerian... in... intensity."
 
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I've tried that but not with hot liquid. It sorta kinda works ..
 
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DennisN said:

A school classmate of mine had the ability to squirt saliva directly out of his salivary gland in a thin stream.

He went to medical college and ended up as a nephrologist, so I don't think he ever had occasion to demonstrate his 'skill' in an interview.
 
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