Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

Actually, in French it is "double v"
... continuez.

Yes, and the reflection loses all its meaning if you draw your w like this:

 

[jtbell]

A major manufacturer of recreational vehicles (RVs) has sent one out as a touring food truck where you can enter contests for a free breakfast. It's called "Win-a-bagel".

 

[jack action]

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole content of Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything.

 

[DrGreg]

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole content of Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything.

The following is not a joke but a comment related to the previous joke.

This reminded me that, many years ago, I heard of a "last page of the internet". So I just checked, and apparently there are about 9000 last pages.

(Search Google for "You have reached the very last page of the Internet", within quotation marks).

 

[fresh_42]

The following is not a joke but a comment related to the previous joke.

This reminded me that, many years ago, I heard of a "last page of the internet". So I just checked, and apparently there are about 9000 last pages.

(Search Google for "You have reached the very last page of the Internet", within quotation marks).

In the nineties there had been a news report: "Housewife in Minnesota downloaded the internet."

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[jack action]

The following is not a joke but a comment related to the previous joke.

This reminded me that, many years ago, I heard of a "last page of the internet". So I just checked, and apparently there are about 9000 last pages.

(Search Google for "You have reached the very last page of the Internet", within quotation marks).

Everybody thinks he has a novel idea. This is why no humans can come with a good password: No matter what password you thought of, there is probably 9000 other people who thought of it too.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

spork

That explains why I have fewer spoons.

 

[jack action]

 

[Vanadium 50]

For today...

What's Irish and sits around a swimming pool?
Paddy O'Furniture.

 

[Halc]

I have some Irish guy constantly spamming my inbox, seemingly working at many different companies.

You must have seen them as well. They're all from Don O'Treply (donotreply @website.com)

 

[jtbell]

A few weeks ago I saw what I thought was the first robin of spring.

It turned out to be a pigeon with a chapped breast.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

Wife: I think I'm losing my mind.

Husband: That's because you've given me a piece of it every day since we got married.

 

[davenn]

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole content of Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything.

The opposite of that is...

I don't need wiki, my wife knows everything

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

 

[256bits]

a mis-step of the Super Soldier program ...

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we have tried so far.

 

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[jack action]

I used to date a flight attendant from Helsinki.

One day, I dropped her off at work and she just vanished into Finnair.

 

[mfb]

Watch your head, the jokes are flying low.
When?
NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww

 

[davenn]

I think people write Congrats because they aren't smart enough to spell Congradjulashins...

 

[jack action]

https://guthib.com/

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

 

[davenn]

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hahahaha love it !

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

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[mfb]

Would U and Y wear two helmets?

 

[fresh_42]

Hopefully it won't get as bad as it already is.

 

[jack action]

 

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[Keith_McClary]

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Herschel originally named him after King George III, but it didn't catch on in the rest of the world .

 

[Mark44]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.
The receptionist asks the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
Rabbit: "I'm a type O."

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[waternohitter]

 

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