This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
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Speaking of language jokes, how about this one:fresh_42 said:
For the same reason we park in a driveway and drive on a parkwayYoung physicist said:
It probably will if you drop it in water. Especially if you leave the plug out.Young physicist said:
And the same reason trains stop in a train station, buses stop at a bus station, and I have a work station in my office.phinds said:
Well, You stop to workIbix said:
That's what I tell my boss, anyway.Young physicist said:Well, You stop to work
You mean they brush and comb just by themselves? Hmmm! I haven't seen that ...Young physicist said:
Yeah, I do mean "brush with a brush"...but definitely not "sink with a sink"Stavros Kiri said:
Well it's usually heavy, so if you hug it it will take you underwater! ...Young physicist said:
Well, that’s basically true...but in a flood occurred in south Taiwan a few days ago, a few of them did float on water on the street, which I saw it on tv.(which is an obvious exception to normal conditions)Stavros Kiri said:Well it's usually heavy, so if you hug it it will take you underwater! ...
Lol. Some sinks don't sink then ...Young physicist said:
Ha. Tounge twisterfresh_42 said:
To be pedantic, according to chemistry, alcohol is a pure compound. Booze is a solution.jedishrfu said:
fresh_42 said:
It reminds me of a movie with a father who was proud of his son who was studying in Italy; son told him he was specializing in Banks. When the father visited him unexpectedly, to his surprize realized that the son had forgotten to mention "Robbing ..." ...fresh_42 said:
I doubt this, projecting from the number of things I still seem to learn the hard way in my forties...davenn said:
I visited a windmill in York, and they had a poster with a sketch of Quijote on horseback charging a windmill, with a big red circle and diagonal bar over the top...jtbell said:
Yup. This is its website: https://www.holgatewindmill.org/ It's fairly unusual, as I understand it, in having five sails.jtbell said:
I see the poster has been doing the rounds of windmill owners everywhere...jack action said:
