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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I had an oven that needed the simultaneous press of three buttons to change the time. Afterwards you had a single rotating knob that was ...well... correlated with time changes (but certainly not linear).
 
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fresh_42 said:
Pretty much my strategy ... although ... adjusting the car clock once saved me a ticket for speeding.

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I seem to recall that Windows 95 would automatically reset the clock for daylight savings time. If you left your computer on overnight it did it at 2am, resetting to 1am. Guess what happened an hour later.
 
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Ibix said:
Guess what happened an hour later.
Nothing special?
I don't find any mention of a problem with DST for Windows 95 - apart from being stuck at the rules of 1995.
 
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mfb said:
Nothing special?
I don't find any mention of a problem with DST for Windows 95 - apart from being stuck at the rules of 1995.
Windows 95 (and 98, I think) prompted you to confirm the time change. From what I recall, it didn't consider the switch made until the confirmation box had been dismissed, which obviously didn't always happen if the system was on at 2am.

I recall discussing this with friends at the time, but I can't find any reference online either. Maybe it was an urban myth.
 
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Hurkyl said:
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
Hey this is funny...at least i find it so.
 
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What did the vampire say a when he couldn't dye his hair?
"I suck at dying"
 
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DaveC426913 said:
36+ inches:
Canadians start wearing socks.
In here socks are like tree rings, allowing you to tell how old someone is. Older people wear them above the knees...
 
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Ibix said:
Windows 95 (and 98, I think) prompted you to confirm the time change. From what I recall, it didn't consider the switch made until the confirmation box had been dismissed, which obviously didn't always happen if the system was on at 2am.

I recall discussing this with friends at the time, but I can't find any reference online either. Maybe it was an urban myth.
I am still using win98 and it's the other way around. First it makes the change and then it asks you if it's correct. You have to confirm the change or change the time manually to whichever time you like, or the OS won't boot.
 
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Those involved in any form of customer service/sales will relate to this ...

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Why are sheepdogs not very accurate?

They're always rounding things up.
 
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ohhh dear ! :rolleyes:

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How many hands does it take to change a light bulb?

Many.

Many hands make light work.
 
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DrGreg said:
Why are sheepdogs not very accurate?

They're always rounding things up.
Why do engineers prefer squares over circles? Because they are not rounded.
 
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:DD
 
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Sharing that time of the year with our American friends :biggrin:hahaha
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