Collection of Lame Jokes

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The force is strong with this one

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wow, I didn't even know that the word "sith" was a word outside of star wars
I found out about it from a serious academic source, and was similarly surprised. I don't know if it's just chance or if Lucas was aware of the myths.
 
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I don't know if it's just chance or if Lucas was aware of the myths.

He is a very bright guy, wouldn't surprise me if he was well aware of the myth
 
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Big Mitichlorians would like to remind everyone that there is no such thing as a "sith".
 
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... fyifth, sith, sevfinth, ...
 
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Halloween coming up.
The witch, invited to a party,
"Sure. I'll come over for a spell."
 
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Halloween coming up.
The witch, invited to a party,
"Sure. I'll come over for a spell."
I love Halloween, it's the old day of the year nobody stares at me.
 
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digging a hole.jpg


but using a backhoe is more efficient :wink::wink::biggrin:
 

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Isn't a deeper hole easier to find?
That's easy - dig a bigger hole to bury the first hole in.
 
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- dig a bigger hole to bury the first hole in.
Can you really do that ?? ... :confused:


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... Oh my, wait ! !

You can't keep digging a whole hole, hole... after you hit the first turtle ! ! . :olduhh:
 

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Can you really do that ?? ... :confused:


View attachment 213733... Oh my, wait ! !

You can't keep digging a whole hole, hole... after you hit the first turtle ! ! . :olduhh:
What shell we do then?
 
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Knock knock...who’s there?

Dishes...dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.
 
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Doctor to patient: I am going to tell you something that is difficult to say.
Patient awaiting the bad news: OK. Doc.
Doctor: She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
 
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...something that is difficult to say.
Try this one... lol

" Tie twine to three tree twigs... "
 
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I've seen so many Schrödinger jokes, that I don't know whether to laugh or not anymore.
 
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I don't know whether to laugh or not anymore
Superposition would do just fine ...
 
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Try this one... lol
" Tie twine to three tree twigs... "
The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick.
 
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Superposition would do just fine ...
I wonder whether this is infectious. I recognized today that my telephone pretends to ring when called, but actually does not ring. And of course this state of superposition couldn't be observed by a single measurement.
 
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The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick.
That's probably the worst one there is... I've never made it through without a mess up... never ! . :headbang:


One more... lol


Esau Wood would saw wood... the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw... all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw. One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood, thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood saw would saw wood. Wood would saw wood with a wood saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood.

Esau saw a saw saw wood no other wood saw Wood saw would saw wood... of all the wood saws Wood saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood saw that would saw wood as the wood saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood...

Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood saw saw wood...

Esau Wood


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" Well, do you...? " Eastwood, in Dirty Harry
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