Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[gmax137]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.

 

[DrGreg]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.

Opinion is divided.

 

[Ibix]

Irrational people don't get it.

 

[Orodruin]

At least when you do addition there is a big plus.

 

[WWGD]

I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

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Looks fiddly to maintain.

 

[berkeman]

Looks fiddly to maintain.

At least they don't need to worry about air bubbles in the IV lines...

 

[topsquark]

I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.

You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan

 

[OCR]

You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan

I'll buy that. . . .

.

 

[DrGreg]

I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper.

To be pedantic the phrase should really be "proper fraction of the cost".

 

[renormalize]

--Forewarned is half an octopus.
--Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside it's too dark to read.

 

[Borg]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

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...We're all prisoners of our own device.

 

[Borg]

 

[Bystander]

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"Devine?"

 

[Borg]

"Devine?"

Wasn't me. Neither is this one.

 

[WWGD]

"Devine?"

And Degrapes in Devine.

 

[Borg]

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

...We're all prisoners of our own device.

"You can logout any time you like, but you can never leave"

 

[Ibix]

Could Chuck Norris throw a punch so powerful not even Chuck Norris could withstand it?

 

[topsquark]

Could Chuck Norris throw a punch so powerful not even Chuck Norris could withstand it?

Wait, I thought it was Forum policy not to talk about perpetual motion machines?

-Dan

 

[berkeman]

Wait, I thought it was Forum policy not to talk about perpetual motion machines?

It is extremely against PF policy to discuss Chuck Norris and PMMs. Because, well, you know.

 

[jack action]

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They're calling it the Apollo G.

 

[DennisN]

I saw an ad for this model on Ebay, and I thought it was funny that people actually want models of bizarre things like disasters:

Source: here

For more realism one could do a hotted up version of with some radioactive material added and a geiger counter.

 

[Borg]

 

[berkeman]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

Thread was closed for cleanup and is now reopened. As a reminder to all, please avoid politics in the jokes or discussion. Thanks.

 

[Borg]

Back to our regularly scheduled lame jokes.

Barbie is in negotiations to do a sequel involving the Star Wars universe.

Spoiler: Enter at your own risk

 

[BillTre]

Back to our regularly scheduled lame jokes.

Barbie is in negotiations to do a sequel involving the Star Wars universe.

Spoiler: Enter at your own risk

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She's out of this world!

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Arjan82]

At my work there was a special room that you could use either to relax in or for new mothers to express milk. The sign said in Dutch:
"kolf ruimte / rust ruimte"
('kolven' meaning 'to express milk', 'ruimte' means 'room' and 'rust' means 'rest', i.e. 'rust ruimte' is a room to rest/relax in)

But it also had a handy-dandy English translation below:
"lactation room / restroom"

 

[BillTre]

 

[256bits]

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Ain't that right.
if you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

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The small once are near Minneapolis

 

[jtbell]

The small once are near Minneapolis

...the ones that Missisip, boys!

 

[WWGD]

...the ones that Missisip, boys!

They Missisip in Minneapolis, Minisoda.

 

[WWGD]

I can't remember the name of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but Quasimodo rings a bell.