Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Another one from my Facebook feed:

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Nuts ! Now *I'M* doing it, dammit.
 
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jtbell said:
I thought I remembered seeing that before!
I'll put this to an end.

"What didn’t happen since unthinkable times: A young woman who doesn’t fart on her husband’s lap."
(Sumer, est. 1800 B.C.)

It is done. I have repeated the oldest joke ever found and completed the cycle. From now on, every post will be a repetition.
 
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My dyslexic friend registered for a class in Logarithm Design.
 
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Q. What is atmospheric pressure ?
A. It is a lakh of pascals.
 
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How do you pronounce "omicron"?

Oh-my-God.
 
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Hey there sailor.

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Interesting illusion
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