Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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No joke!

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dextercioby said:
Kind of the reverse of that, when I was doing my PhD a labmate had got some videos of his experiment and asked me, resident computer nerd, if I knew if he could embed them in the pdf version of his thesis (cutting edge stuff, back in the day). I didn't know, so typed "videos in LaTeX" into an early-2000s search engine.

Let's say that technical articles were not the top search result.
 
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dextercioby said:
I rolled my eyes at that one and didn't really look at the picture until just now... That's quite a skill.
 
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Ibix said:
Kind of the reverse of that, when I was doing my PhD a labmate had got some videos of his experiment and asked me, resident computer nerd, if I knew if he could embed them in the pdf version of his thesis (cutting edge stuff, back in the day). I didn't know, so typed "videos in LaTeX" into an early-2000s search engine.

Let's say that technical articles were not the top search result.
I saw a similar one after a demo to a customer. We were demonstrating a web page that had thumbnails on it. My manager was talking about its features, moused over them but never clicked on any of them (thankfully). Later, I had found that one piece of code just had a google search and another was a list of drilldowns for the thumbnails that someone had just entered xxx for each of them. We made sure to fix that before any more demos. :olduhh:
 
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I particularly like the automatic fertilizer attachment.
 
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In the French Soccer league: 5 Paris, Nothing Tolouse.
 
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This is the question I also ask myself when I see people praising having bots doing everything for us: To what end?
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Shultz was a huge fan of Socrates.

 
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But can he do it by smell only?
 
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Great Mnemonic for the Great Lakes.
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