Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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dextercioby said:
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There's a gag about the state of the education system there somewhere...
 
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Happy new 2023!

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Thought for the day....

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Your attention please: due to supply chain issues, New Years will be delayed until Feb 3rd.
 
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She'll be back. That stuff only lasts a few months.
 
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This is old but funny if you haven't seen it.

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DennisN said:
Happy new 2023!

[...Stan wakes up at the crack of Dawn...]
And the aroma of roses, no doubt?
 
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A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
 
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Pregnant women are technically bodybuilders.
 
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