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As I've been away for some time I can't remember if I posted this one. Still, I want my return to be on a bright note and I cculdn't find it using search. So here is the most intellectual joke I know:

Q: Whats green, brown, has four legs and will kill you instantly if it falls on you from a tree?

A: A pool table.
 
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Shyleea1 said:
Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears
I made that post over 18 years ago! LOL!!!
 
Just a quick lesson in behavioural biology:

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" I told you to stop following those bees. Now you look like a Kardashian"
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I just found the worst page in the dictionary.
What I saw was disgusting, disgraceful, dishonest & disingenuous!
 
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I went to a fish and chips stand the other day run by monastery. I asked the guy manning it “Are you the fish friar or the chip monk?”
 
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