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Collection of Lame Jokes

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Start date May 12, 2004
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
Familiarity with puns and wordplay
Knowledge of cultural references in humor
Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts

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Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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As I've been away for some time I can't remember if I posted this one. Still, I want my return to be on a bright note and I cculdn't find it using search. So here is the most intellectual joke I know:

Q: Whats green, brown, has four legs and will kill you instantly if it falls on you from a tree?

A: A pool table.

Jan 9, 2023

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Shyleea1 said:

Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears

I made that post over 18 years ago! LOL!!!

Jan 10, 2023

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Jan 11, 2023

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Jan 12, 2023

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Jan 12, 2023

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DennisN

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Just a quick lesson in behavioural biology:

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Jan 12, 2023

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Dearly Missed

A protective dad

Self-protective that is.

Jan 12, 2023

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" I told you to stop following those bees. Now you look like a Kardashian"

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Jan 14, 2023

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davenn

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I just found the worst page in the dictionary.
What I saw was disgusting, disgraceful, dishonest & disingenuous!

Jan 14, 2023

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Jan 14, 2023

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WWGD said:

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" I told you to leave the bee alone. Now you look like one of the Kardashians "

Jan 15, 2023

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Jan 15, 2023

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nsaspook

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I went to a fish and chips stand the other day run by monastery. I asked the guy manning it “Are you the fish friar or the chip monk?”

Jan 15, 2023

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Ivan Seeking

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Jan 15, 2023

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