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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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As I've been away for some time I can't remember if I posted this one. Still, I want my return to be on a bright note and I cculdn't find it using search. So here is the most intellectual joke I know:

Q: Whats green, brown, has four legs and will kill you instantly if it falls on you from a tree?

A: A pool table.
 
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Shyleea1 said:
Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears
I made that post over 18 years ago! LOL!!!
 
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Just a quick lesson in behavioural biology:

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A protective dad
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Self-protective that is.
 
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" I told you to stop following those bees. Now you look like a Kardashian"
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I just found the worst page in the dictionary.
What I saw was disgusting, disgraceful, dishonest & disingenuous!
 
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" I told you to leave the bee alone. Now you look like one of the Kardashians "
 
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I went to a fish and chips stand the other day run by monastery. I asked the guy manning it “Are you the fish friar or the chip monk?”
 
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