Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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As I've been away for some time I can't remember if I posted this one. Still, I want my return to be on a bright note and I cculdn't find it using search. So here is the most intellectual joke I know:

Q: Whats green, brown, has four legs and will kill you instantly if it falls on you from a tree?

A: A pool table.
 
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Shyleea1 said:
Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears
I made that post over 18 years ago! LOL!!!
 
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Just a quick lesson in behavioural biology:

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A protective dad
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Self-protective that is.
 
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" I told you to stop following those bees. Now you look like a Kardashian"
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I just found the worst page in the dictionary.
What I saw was disgusting, disgraceful, dishonest & disingenuous!
 
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WWGD said:
" I told you to leave the bee alone. Now you look like one of the Kardashians "
 
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I went to a fish and chips stand the other day run by monastery. I asked the guy manning it “Are you the fish friar or the chip monk?”
 
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