Collection of Lame Jokes
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Staring at w[/size]indows is a common job, too.
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Hmm. Interesting strategy. The mature females can always have naughties with young boys, and... it's normal.WWGD said:
I wonder whether CRISPR could engineer a similar thing in humans, but with genders reversed?
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Poor guy. I wonder if he also suffers from an anus horriblis?WWGD said:
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My son complained about a horrendous pun I made, and asked (in proper teenage dramatic fashion) WHY he had to put up with my jokes. I told him he was probably being pun-ished for something.
He didn't think that was as funny as I did...
He didn't think that was as funny as I did...
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Appropriately enough:WWGD said:
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Natural selection.
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An even lamer reply: "Steak would be a good option. Feed some of it to the cat for putting dinner on the table for once, that lazya$$".WWGD said:
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Who in turn was attempting to teach the o'possum it could be doneEcho 6 Sierra said:
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Ivan Seeking said:
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Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears
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