Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Staring at w[/size]indows is a common job, too.
 
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WWGD said:
[All shrimp were born male, but grow into females as they mature]
Hmm. Interesting strategy. The mature females can always have naughties with young boys, and... it's normal.

I wonder whether CRISPR could engineer a similar thing in humans, but with genders reversed? :rolleyes:
 
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WWGD said:
[How does one man manage to look like Bill Clinton and the Queen simultaneously?]
Poor guy. I wonder if he also suffers from an anus horriblis?
 
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strangerep said:
Hmm. Interesting strategy. The mature females can always have naughties with young boys, and... it's normal.

I wonder whether CRISPR could engineer a similar thing in humans, but with genders reversed? :rolleyes:
Let's ask TikTok.
 
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My son complained about a horrendous pun I made, and asked (in proper teenage dramatic fashion) WHY he had to put up with my jokes. I told him he was probably being pun-ished for something.

He didn't think that was as funny as I did...
 
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Teams of Forest Rangers shoot grizzlies with sedative darts before approaching.​

There's safety in numb bears.​

 
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Natural selection.

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WWGD said:
An even lamer reply: "Steak would be a good option. Feed some of it to the cat for putting dinner on the table for once, that lazya$$".
 
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dextercioby said:
Natural selection.

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Not much different from what others do in social media.
 
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Echo 6 Sierra said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to Sid Vicious.
Who in turn was attempting to teach the o'possum it could be done
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit?a rabbit fur sock
 
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Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears
 
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