Collection of Lame Jokes

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[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

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[dextercioby]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[256bits]

Reading the book twice, or reading two books will leave you with 25% of your problems.

Geometric series, isn't .

a_n = 100 ( 0.5 ) ^n-1

there will always be a problem

 

[topsquark]

My sister!

-Dan

 

[Filip Larsen]

there will always be a problem

What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

Oklahoma thought the Florida panhandle sounded good and wanted one of its own?

 

[topsquark]

Not that anyone is pointing any fingers...

-Dan

 

[Ivan Seeking]

What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?

I'm an optimist. You have half a solution.

 

[256bits]

What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?

Now there are two problems = the last one on the list, and the incurred problem
of dividing an odd number evenly.
Read the book, solve 50% of the 2 problems, leaving the one problem remaining.
ad infinitum,

 

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[fresh_42]

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Seen recently on NCIS:

"Send me the IP!"
"192.168...."

... and no, it was not meant as a joke.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[Al-Layth]

A man walks into a bar and proclaims;
I’m feeling mean enough tonight to whip a bear!
Following that, a burly giant of a man walks over to him and asks;
and just what kind of a bear would that be?
The first man uses his thumb and forefinger to illustrate his point as he responds;
a liiiiitle bitty bear!

There are lame jokes and then there's this

 

[collinsmark]

Seen recently on NCIS:

"Send me the IP!"
"192.168...."

... and no, it was not meant as a joke.

Actually, I think that's kinda' clever. It's equivalent to phone numbers in movies and TV shows, where all phone numbers start with 555-... . It's obviously wrong, but not too terribly out of the ordinary to break immersion. 'An acceptable level of suspension of disbelief, sort of thing.

 

[phinds]

Actually, I think that's kinda' clever. It's equivalent to phone numbers in movies and TV shows, where all phone numbers start with 555-... . It's obviously wrong, but not too terribly out of the ordinary to break immersion. 'An acceptable level of suspension of disbelief, sort of thing.

 

[scottdave]

No joke!

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It's People!

 

[DennisN]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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