Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Reading the book twice, or reading two books will leave you with 25% of your problems.

Geometric series, isn't .

an = 100 ( 0.5 ) n-1

there will always be a problem
 
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256bits said:
there will always be a problem
What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?
 
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Oklahoma thought the Florida panhandle sounded good and wanted one of its own?
 
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Not that anyone is pointing any fingers...

-Dan
 
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Filip Larsen said:
What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?
I'm an optimist. You have half a solution.
 
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Filip Larsen said:
What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?
Now there are two problems = the last one on the list, and the incurred problem
of dividing an odd number evenly.
Read the book, solve 50% of the 2 problems, leaving the one problem remaining.
ad infinitum,
 
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WWGD said:
Seen recently on NCIS:

"Send me the IP!"
"192.168...."

... and no, it was not meant as a joke.

:headbang:
 
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BoulderHead said:
A man walks into a bar and proclaims;
I’m feeling mean enough tonight to whip a bear!
Following that, a burly giant of a man walks over to him and asks;
and just what kind of a bear would that be?
The first man uses his thumb and forefinger to illustrate his point as he responds;
a liiiiitle bitty bear!
There are lame jokes and then there's this
 
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fresh_42 said:
Seen recently on NCIS:

"Send me the IP!"
"192.168...."

... and no, it was not meant as a joke.

:headbang:

Actually, I think that's kinda' clever. :biggrin: It's equivalent to phone numbers in movies and TV shows, where all phone numbers start with 555-... . It's obviously wrong, but not too terribly out of the ordinary to break immersion. 'An acceptable level of suspension of disbelief, sort of thing.
 
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collinsmark said:
Actually, I think that's kinda' clever. :biggrin: It's equivalent to phone numbers in movies and TV shows, where all phone numbers start with 555-... . It's obviously wrong, but not too terribly out of the ordinary to break immersion. 'An acceptable level of suspension of disbelief, sort of thing.
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Go Dutch:
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