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Not a very compelling ad, in any case.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
Not a very compelling ad, in any case.
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I guess it's fair to say that if I'm not immortal, I'll never know it.
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Maybe a bit cruel:
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Where does stuff that does its job but isn't brilliant get made?
In the satisfactory.
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith. When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
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Is that really Kath Day (Jane Turner) or just a lookalike?jack action said:
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I'm going bald. 
But a friend told me he's going bald too and swears by a natural solution, a rabbit skin cap. From a distance it looks like hare.
But a friend told me he's going bald too and swears by a natural solution, a rabbit skin cap. From a distance it looks like hare.- #14,623
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Should the camel be that happy looking?Ivan Seeking said:
Photoshop again - geez.
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A fashion designer combined the national dress of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his "Sari, Sarong number"WWGD said:
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I actually LOL'ed at that one. I'm on a train. Got a few weird looks. Perhaps I should tell them the joke...?WWGD said:
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Why not? Wear a helmet, just in case they get an idea ;). Would be ironic if Jagger and team were there.Ibix said:
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Tornado Drill
Friday, we had a tornado drill. The PA announcement said: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows."
Somebody yelled out: "Quick! Get to a DOS prompt."
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Red Dwarf had an "abandon ship" alarm with the ship's computer repeating "This is not a drill! This is not a drill! This is a drill! <Plays recording of pneumatic drill> Abandon ship!"phinds said:
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Gads, hadn't thought about THAT one in a very long time.Ibix said: