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jack action said:
Not a very compelling ad, in any case.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
Not a very compelling ad, in any case.
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I guess it's fair to say that if I'm not immortal, I'll never know it.
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Maybe a bit cruel:
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Where does stuff that does its job but isn't brilliant get made?
In the satisfactory.
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith. When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
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Is that really Kath Day (Jane Turner) or just a lookalike?jack action said:
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I'm going bald. 
But a friend told me he's going bald too and swears by a natural solution, a rabbit skin cap. From a distance it looks like hare.
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Should the camel be that happy looking?Ivan Seeking said:
Photoshop again - geez.
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A fashion designer combined the national dress of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his "Sari, Sarong number"WWGD said:
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I actually LOL'ed at that one. I'm on a train. Got a few weird looks. Perhaps I should tell them the joke...?WWGD said:
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Why not? Wear a helmet, just in case they get an idea ;). Would be ironic if Jagger and team were there.Ibix said:
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Tornado Drill
Friday, we had a tornado drill. The PA announcement said: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows."
Somebody yelled out: "Quick! Get to a DOS prompt."
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Red Dwarf had an "abandon ship" alarm with the ship's computer repeating "This is not a drill! This is not a drill! This is a drill! <Plays recording of pneumatic drill> Abandon ship!"phinds said:
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Gads, hadn't thought about THAT one in a very long time.Ibix said: