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dextercioby said:
WC Fields didn't drink water for a different reason - the disgusting things fish do in it!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
WC Fields didn't drink water for a different reason - the disgusting things fish do in it!
Or, to quote my niece when we asked her if she wanted to swim in the lake:
Too much fish poop.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Or, to quote my niece when we asked her if she wanted to swim in the lake:
Too much fish poop.

-Dan
And there is still the fine print on the bottle:
For external use only.​
 
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Entangled data are shared between two quantum computers. If there’s a fault, do both computers have to be turned off and on at the same time?
 
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Steve4Physics said:
Entangled data are shared between two quantum computers. If there’s a fault, do both computers have to be turned off and on at the same time?
Your question is not coherent.
 
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Self reported? What does that mean?

Through you own personal experience or someone else's? If the pun is to ignore what you know personally to be true through definitive experiences, then I think they have lost touch with reality. :oldlaugh:
 
about sums it up .......

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