Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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dextercioby said:
WC Fields didn't drink water for a different reason - the disgusting things fish do in it!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
WC Fields didn't drink water for a different reason - the disgusting things fish do in it!
Or, to quote my niece when we asked her if she wanted to swim in the lake:
Too much fish poop.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Or, to quote my niece when we asked her if she wanted to swim in the lake:
Too much fish poop.

-Dan
And there is still the fine print on the bottle:
For external use only.​
 
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fresh_42 said:
I hate these challenges, so I've decided to drink all the alcohol in the world on those dates this year. I think I've got a good chance of success.
 
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Entangled data are shared between two quantum computers. If there’s a fault, do both computers have to be turned off and on at the same time?
 
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Steve4Physics said:
Entangled data are shared between two quantum computers. If there’s a fault, do both computers have to be turned off and on at the same time?
Your question is not coherent.
 
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Self reported? What does that mean?

Through you own personal experience or someone else's? If the pun is to ignore what you know personally to be true through definitive experiences, then I think they have lost touch with reality. :oldlaugh:
 
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about sums it up .......

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