Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ivan Seeking]

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WC Fields didn't drink water for a different reason - the disgusting things fish do in it!

 

[topsquark]

WC Fields didn't drink water for a different reason - the disgusting things fish do in it!

Or, to quote my niece when we asked her if she wanted to swim in the lake:
Too much fish poop.

-Dan

 

[WWGD]

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There's a goat in a truck, Kumbaya...

 

[fresh_42]

Or, to quote my niece when we asked her if she wanted to swim in the lake:
Too much fish poop.

-Dan

And there is still the fine print on the bottle:

For external use only.​

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

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I hate these challenges, so I've decided to drink all the alcohol in the world on those dates this year. I think I've got a good chance of success.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Steve4Physics]

Entangled data are shared between two quantum computers. If there’s a fault, do both computers have to be turned off and on at the same time?

 

[DrClaude]

Entangled data are shared between two quantum computers. If there’s a fault, do both computers have to be turned off and on at the same time?

Your question is not coherent.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BWV]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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Self reported? What does that mean?

Through you own personal experience or someone else's? If the pun is to ignore what you know personally to be true through definitive experiences, then I think they have lost touch with reality.

 

[davenn]

about sums it up .......

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]