Collection of Lame Jokes

BillTre · Jan 27, 2023

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Ibix · Jan 27, 2023

I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.

phinds · Jan 27, 2023

Ibix said:

I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.

Well, that's better than my procrastinator's club. Lots of people joined but no one every shows up for the meetings.

Ibix · Jan 27, 2023

phinds said:

Well, that's better than my procrastinator's club. Lots of people joined but no one every shows up for the meetings.

The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.

Ivan Seeking · Jan 27, 2023

fresh_42 · Jan 27, 2023

Ibix said:

The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.

I was a member of a Codependency Club but the meeting room was always locked by cochains.

Ibix · Jan 27, 2023

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

fresh_42 · Jan 27, 2023

Ibix said:

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did a chicken make the first harmonic oscillator?

Because it's always better on the other side.

DrGreg · Jan 27, 2023

Ibix said:

I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.

I started a clairvoyance club but had to close it due to unforeseen circumstances.

phinds · Jan 27, 2023

DennisN · Jan 27, 2023

Ibix said:

The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.

I don't mind. I'm too lazy to join the club anyway.

DrGreg · Jan 27, 2023

Ibix said:

I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.

I've joined the H G Wells Appreciation Society. I'm looking forward to attending yesterday's meeting.

(That one works for Doctor Who, as well.)

jack action · Jan 27, 2023

DennisN said:

I don't mind. I'm too lazy to join the club anyway.

Wow! I'm not lazy!

https://steverosephd.com/procrastination-is-not-laziness/ said:

Procrastination Is Not Laziness

[...]

What causes procrastination?

According to Temporal Motivation Theory, the root cause of procrastination includes:

Low expectations of your competence

A low value placed on the task

Difficulties with impulse control

Lack of an immediate deadline

In other words, procrastination results from perfectionistic concerns about one’s performance, low interest in a task, having several distractions, and no immediate deadline.

DennisN · Jan 27, 2023

jack action said:

Wow! I'm not lazy! ("Procrastination Is Not Laziness")

I was actually aware that procrastination is not laziness.
But I was too lazy to think of something else.

fresh_42 · Jan 27, 2023

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BillTre · Jan 27, 2023

DennisN said:

I was actually aware that procrastination is not laziness.

Its more work to procrastinate than to be lazy.

Borg · Jan 28, 2023

phinds said:

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LOL @phinds I drive to work very early and I often see more deer than cars. I had three of those near misses one morning this week. One of them caused my coffee to spill on the console. I was watching a deer on the right side of the road but had to slam the breaks on when his two buddies on the left side wanted to join him. Less than a mile later, another deer trotted in front of me again. Definitely keeps me alert during my morning commute.