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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.
 
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Ibix said:
I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.
Well, that's better than my procrastinator's club. Lots of people joined but no one every shows up for the meetings.
 
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phinds said:
Well, that's better than my procrastinator's club. Lots of people joined but no one every shows up for the meetings.
The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.
 
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Ibix said:
The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.
I was a member of a Codependency Club but the meeting room was always locked by cochains.
 
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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.
 
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Ibix said:
Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.
Why did a chicken make the first harmonic oscillator?

Because it's always better on the other side.
 
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Ibix said:
I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.
I started a clairvoyance club but had to close it due to unforeseen circumstances.
 
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Ibix said:
The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.
I don't mind. I'm too lazy to join the club anyway.
 
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Ibix said:
I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.
I've joined the H G Wells Appreciation Society. I'm looking forward to attending yesterday's meeting.

(That one works for Doctor Who, as well.)
 
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DennisN said:
I don't mind. I'm too lazy to join the club anyway.
Wow! I'm not lazy!
https://steverosephd.com/procrastination-is-not-laziness/ said:

Procrastination Is Not Laziness


[...]

What causes procrastination?


According to Temporal Motivation Theory, the root cause of procrastination includes:
  • Low expectations of your competence
  • A low value placed on the task
  • Difficulties with impulse control
  • Lack of an immediate deadline
In other words, procrastination results from perfectionistic concerns about one’s performance, low interest in a task, having several distractions, and no immediate deadline.
 
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jack action said:
Wow! I'm not lazy! ("Procrastination Is Not Laziness")
I was actually aware that procrastination is not laziness.
But I was too lazy to think of something else.
 
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DennisN said:
I was actually aware that procrastination is not laziness.
Its more work to procrastinate than to be lazy.
 
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phinds said:
LOL @phinds I drive to work very early and I often see more deer than cars. I had three of those near misses one morning this week. One of them caused my coffee to spill on the console. I was watching a deer on the right side of the road but had to slam the breaks on when his two buddies on the left side wanted to join him. Less than a mile later, another deer trotted in front of me again. Definitely keeps me alert during my morning commute.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I was a member of a Codependency Club but the meeting room was always locked by cochains.
Cochains? Der Homologie Theorische?
 
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