Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars!
 
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Steve4Physics said:
Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars!
That one is so bad, I actually like it!

Here's one that's even worse:
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

-Dan
 
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A close-up image of the Chinese balloon taken by the US fighter jet, reveals the true intentions of the Chinese Government.

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Stuff you don't want to hear from your GP:

"stroboscopic heartcramps"
"stereoisometric tetanus"
"syphilitic spinal inflammation"
"septic rectal gangrene"

Sorry. I'm having a bad day. :P
And I've had some really weird conversations today.
 
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Frankly, I think "Uh-oh!" and "Oops!" followed up by ""Yeah, uh, everything's just fine." might be the worst.

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If cars followed Moore's law they would cost $100, get a 1000 miles a gallon and be the size of a matchbox.
 
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"Have a glass of water, nobody died from water."
- heard at a dinner table on The Titanic
 
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