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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:
She changes it more often.
She changes it more often.
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I guess I had written this earlier in this thread, but in India, there was a Court ruling that you have to wear a mask even when driving alone because any place outside your house is a public place, including your car, even if you keep all the windows up. Thereafter, people got fined for not wearing a mask when driving alone.WWGD said:
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The webcomic Questionable Content has one of the characters gets kicked between the legs by a combat robot. His speech bubble appears from off the bottom of the panel: "Metal foot... to... mantenna array... pain level... Shatnerian... in... intensity."phinds said:
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A school classmate of mine had the ability to squirt saliva directly out of his salivary gland in a thin stream.
He went to medical college and ended up as a nephrologist, so I don't think he ever had occasion to demonstrate his 'skill' in an interview.
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Reminds me of the Pepsi Harrier incident.nsaspook said:
(And the old "I bought a camouflage jacket, now I can't find it" gag.)