- #17,071
nsaspook
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A grey haired Army General walks into a bar and sits down next to a young attractive woman.
They hit it off and she likes a man in uniform.
So she says "Why don't you come up to my room?"
The general says "I'm flattered. But at my age I'm not sure things would work the way you hope."
She says "But you're in good shape. Tell me, when was the last time you had sex?
"Oh" the general says; "It was probably 1950."
"OMG!" says the woman. "Well, I'm sure it will all come back to you."
So they end up in bed and it's pretty wild. The general really has some skills. When it's all over she says:
"General, that was WONDERful. I'm impressed that you haven't forgotten a thing since 1950."
The general says "I should hope not. It's only 2130 now."
They hit it off and she likes a man in uniform.
So she says "Why don't you come up to my room?"
The general says "I'm flattered. But at my age I'm not sure things would work the way you hope."
She says "But you're in good shape. Tell me, when was the last time you had sex?
"Oh" the general says; "It was probably 1950."
"OMG!" says the woman. "Well, I'm sure it will all come back to you."
So they end up in bed and it's pretty wild. The general really has some skills. When it's all over she says:
"General, that was WONDERful. I'm impressed that you haven't forgotten a thing since 1950."
The general says "I should hope not. It's only 2130 now."
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