Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #17,071
A grey haired Army General walks into a bar and sits down next to a young attractive woman.
They hit it off and she likes a man in uniform.
So she says "Why don't you come up to my room?"
The general says "I'm flattered. But at my age I'm not sure things would work the way you hope."
She says "But you're in good shape. Tell me, when was the last time you had sex?
"Oh" the general says; "It was probably 1950."
"OMG!" says the woman. "Well, I'm sure it will all come back to you."
So they end up in bed and it's pretty wild. The general really has some skills. When it's all over she says:
"General, that was WONDERful. I'm impressed that you haven't forgotten a thing since 1950."
The general says "I should hope not. It's only 2130 now."
 
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  • #17,072
A guy goes off to University, and has to fill out some paperwork:

Emergency Contact: [mother's name and address]
Relationship: Good
 
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  • #17,073
"C'mon, Eve, forget about that apple. Let's grill the snake!"
"I'm vegan."

... and that is how it all began ...
 
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  • #17,075
Maybe Jagger could get enough votes for Speaker of the House?
 
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  • #17,077
The problem is that they were told to get more than one because catscan.
 
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phinds said:
I've been shouting at the mouth ordering my cheeseburger with fries and no one is replying !
 
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nuuskur said:
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Is that an Esaw Woodsaw wood spoon?
Or a woodchuck chuck wood spoon.
 
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(sorry, US citizens, but I thought it was too funny to avoid sharing 🙂)
 
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DennisN said:
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(sorry, US citizens, but I thought it was too funny to avoid sharing 🙂)
What about the other two?
 
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DennisN said:
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(sorry, US citizens, but I thought it was too funny to avoid sharing 🙂)
What's wrong with you?? I'm an American and I take great offense to you making fun of my education. That's clearly Africa and you know it!

Dum*ss.

-Dan
 
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Ok, to balance it out, here's a Norwegian joke about Swedes :smile::

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jtbell said:
Or from Monty Python to something else...


I had the same thought.
 
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Well that's a real safe sculpture...
 
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