Collection of Lame Jokes

[phinds]

Hmmm ... a bit of cognitive dissonance here

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jtbell]

What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with the Invisible Man?

I don't know, but it's probably not much to look at.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[gmax137]

It's missing the "No U Turn" sign.

 

[nsaspook]

https://news.artnet.com/market/new-yorker-cartoon-highest-price-auction-2381602

 

[fresh_42]

This is not quite true. We do know

 

[Ibix]

Hmmm ... a bit of cognitive dissonance here

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Does anyone else see the shadow on the door as an alien with its hands to its face as if it's just been screaming at the sky and is now overcome with emotion? Or is my brain being odder than usual?

 

[gmax137]

Well, it's hard to un-see it now.

 

[phinds]

Does anyone else see the shadow on the door as an alien with its hands to its face as if it's just been screaming at the sky and is now overcome with emotion? Or is my brain being odder than usual?

Definitely odder than usual

 

[topsquark]

Does anyone else see the shadow on the door as an alien with its hands to its face as if it's just been screaming at the sky and is now overcome with emotion? Or is my brain being odder than usual?

I only see a spider. I always see spiders in inkblots.

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

I only see a spider. I always see spiders in inkblots.

-Dan

Work on it! They had more fun, esp. Steve Buscemi.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

From FB today:

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Neither are... or neither is ?

 

[jtbell]

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https://news.artnet.com/market/new-yorker-cartoon-highest-price-auction-2381602

When that cartoon was first published in 1993, I clipped it from my wife's New Yorker magazine and put it on my office door. The college where we both taught had recently gotten Internet access, and I had started participating in that era's social media, Usenet.

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

When that cartoon was first published in 1993, I clipped it from my wife's New Yorker magazine and put it on my office door. The college where we both taught had recently gotten Internet access, and I had started participating in that era's social media, Usenet.

Slightly OT
Those were the days my friend.

I once ran a Usenet node off a Convergent Technologies Megaframe (CTIX 20 MHz 68020). UUCP to UUCP via 1200/2400 modem.
https://www.tuhs.org/Usenet/comp.unix.misc/1991-June/000595.html

 

[davenn]

Spoiler

Monty Python

 

[Ibix]

African or European?

 

[fresh_42]

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Spoiler

Monty Python

11-12, 8 minutes to go, and you are here?

Sorry, Dave.

 

[davenn]

11-12, 8 minutes to go, and you are here?

Sorry, Dave.

Seriously annoyed that they lost by one point

 

[fresh_42]

Seriously annoyed that they lost by one point

I would be annoyed for losing against a team that didn't lay a single try!

 

[davenn]

African or European?

African, European swallows are non-migratory

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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Why are such things true across cultures?