Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Hmmm ... a bit of cognitive dissonance here

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What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with the Invisible Man?

I don't know, but it's probably not much to look at.
 
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It's missing the "No U Turn" sign.
 
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This is not quite true. We do know
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phinds said:
Hmmm ... a bit of cognitive dissonance here

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Does anyone else see the shadow on the door as an alien with its hands to its face as if it's just been screaming at the sky and is now overcome with emotion? Or is my brain being odder than usual?
 
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Well, it's hard to un-see it now.
 
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Ibix said:
Does anyone else see the shadow on the door as an alien with its hands to its face as if it's just been screaming at the sky and is now overcome with emotion? Or is my brain being odder than usual?
Definitely odder than usual :smile:
 
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Ibix said:
Does anyone else see the shadow on the door as an alien with its hands to its face as if it's just been screaming at the sky and is now overcome with emotion? Or is my brain being odder than usual?
I only see a spider. I always see spiders in inkblots.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
I only see a spider. I always see spiders in inkblots.

-Dan
Work on it! They had more fun, esp. Steve Buscemi.

 
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From FB today:

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jtbell said:
When that cartoon was first published in 1993, I clipped it from my wife's New Yorker magazine and put it on my office door. The college where we both taught had recently gotten Internet access, and I had started participating in that era's social media, Usenet.
Slightly OT
Those were the days my friend.

I once ran a Usenet node off a Convergent Technologies Megaframe (CTIX 20 MHz 68020). UUCP to UUCP via 1200/2400 modem.
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Monty Python
 
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African or European?
 
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davenn said:
Seriously annoyed that they lost by one point
I would be annoyed for losing against a team that didn't lay a single try!
 
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Ibix said:
African or European?

African, European swallows are non-migratory :wink:
 
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