Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix said:
African or European?
African, obviously. European swallows are too small. Then on the other hand … African swallows are non-migratory.
 
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  • #17,162
Ibix said:
African or European?
bottle-green.
 
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fresh_42 said:
bottle-green.
Blue! No! Yellow... Aarrgghh!!

-Dan
 
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Proof of global warming. Questions?
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WWGD said:
Hubcap?
Ash tray from when they used to allow smoking in restaurants.

Unfortunately, I remember seeing those. :oldeyes:
 
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Ah, Jeez, I REALLY didn't plan on going for a cross-country run today.

Then those damned game wardens just came out of nowhere.
 
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I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal.

But she already knew how to open the bin lid.
 
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Ibix said:
Always important to ask - you know what they say about assumptions.
Yes, so spread the word!

-Dan
 

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