Collection of Lame Jokes

[Orodruin]

African or European?

African, obviously. European swallows are too small. Then on the other hand … African swallows are non-migratory.

 

[fresh_42]

African or European?

bottle-green.

 

[topsquark]

bottle-green.

Blue! No! Yellow... Aarrgghh!!

-Dan

 

[WWGD]

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https://fracturedfaithblog.com/2018/05/29/dont-press-that-button/

D'oh!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

Proof of global warming. Questions?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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Hubcap?

 

[Borg]

Hubcap?

Ash tray from when they used to allow smoking in restaurants.

Unfortunately, I remember seeing those.

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[Krakenn]

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So true

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_canary

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

Ah, Jeez, I REALLY didn't plan on going for a cross-country run today.

Then those damned game wardens just came out of nowhere.

 

[DrGreg]

I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal.

But she already knew how to open the bin lid.

 

[Swamp Thing]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[nuuskur]

 

[Ibix]

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Always important to ask - you know what they say about assumptions.

 

[topsquark]

Always important to ask - you know what they say about assumptions.

Yes, so spread the word!

-Dan