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davenn
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That is one of the jokes that only works when told like that. If you try to include a literal quote (from the wife complaining) it fails because "You don't buy me flowers" and "you don't buy my flowers" are different.fresh_42 said:My wife complains that I don't buy her flowers. I didn't even know that she sold them.
It's unfathomably bad. (But then again, there's some depth to it)mfb said:This pun is abysmal.
That joke really krakens me up!Bandersnatch said:It's unfathomably bad. (But then again, there's some depth to it)
I don't think they mined about your insults.jtbell said:You guys are all wet.
So, no The Eagles fans here, huh ?davenn said:
About 2 secs -- it's easier if you say them aloud.davenn said:It took me longer, than it should have, to get this one when I first saw it
How about you ?
I think I've read it three times before I got it. I was caught in the loop what makes a pig different from the other ones.davenn said:View attachment 244957
It took me longer, than it should have, to get this one when I first saw it
How about you ?
ahhh yeah, that would have thrown you off trackfresh_42 said:I was caught in the loop what makes a pig different from the other ones.
Too subtle. (That one took me about 5 secs.)256bits said:I don't see any Cow, Sheep nor Pig Celery.
Me too -- I had to Google it.Ibix said:Now that one took me a moment to figure out.Steelwolf said:... Israeli smoked salmon fillet...
No, when a lame joke comes along it sounds like step, drag, step, drag, step, drag.fresh_42 said:Here comes a real lame one:
I see why you wrote darn - because salmon feeds through dams quite well. Or over them, at least.Steelwolf said:Seems it does not feed through the thrusters worth a darn.
Other way around for me. Liquid oxygen? LO? LO2? LOx... oh I get it...strangerep said:Me too -- I had to Google it.