Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Edit: Apparently the quote is from Proudhon, and Marx initially agreed but later criticised the sentiment as self-refuting. But "Marxists" is snappier than "devotees of Proudhon".

Monty Proudhon? ( I'll see myself out).

 

[fresh_42]

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Edit: Apparently the quote is from Proudhon, and Marx initially agreed but later criticised the sentiment as self-refuting. But "Marxists" is snappier than "devotees of Proudhon".

Well, if you look at the circumstances it is harvested and by whom ..., well, I think it is.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Have you read the book, "Life Insurance for Dummies", by Justin Case ?

"For Dummies" and "Justin Case" are trademarks.

 

[WWGD]

Well, if you look at the circumstances it is harvested and by whom ..., well, I think it is.

I remember someone who pronounced 'Hume' as ' whom'. Confusing lectures. In addition to ' So crates' instead of Socrates.

 

[phinds]

 

[strangerep]

How about "Yellow River," by I. P. Freely?

Alas, he abandoned me some decades past.

 

[DrGreg]

I remember someone who pronounced 'Hume' as ' whom'. Confusing lectures. In addition to ' So crates' instead of Socrates.

As long as you don't pronounce Sosogenes as "sausage knees". Or "so-so jeans".

 

[DaveC426913]

Paramedic: "Buddy, you're lucky to be alive. Your car's a write-off."
Suit, lying in his own blood: "Oh god no. My BMW..."
Paramedic: "Easy buddy. That's the least of your problems. Your arm's off."
Suit, lying in his own blood: "Oh god no. My Rolex..."

 

[256bits]

On similar lines: What did Spock find in the Enterprise head?

Spoiler

The captain's log

Is that what the future will being, every minute detail of daily life has to be entered and recorded.
Captain: Captain's log, stardate 41153.7

 

[DrGreg]

Is that what the future will being, every minute detail of daily life has to be entered and recorded.

Yes, on the planet Bethselamin

 

[jim mcnamara]

All on her own, my hen has learned to count. Someday she'll be a good mathemachicken.

 

[Borg]

Does she use a cluckulater?

 

[fresh_42]

Does she use a cluckulater?

That was my suspicion, too. And I guess the device can be found on the other side of the road.

 

[256bits]

Would be great if she made the Dean's rooster.
Egg her on!

 

[wrobel]

TEXT: do you think I will forgive you for this?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

Looks like gravitational attraction. I hope the plane didn't get flung out of orbit.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

After considerable thought,
I've decided that my New Year's resolution will be:
1080P

 

[wrobel]

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that's sad little bit

 

[davenn]

that's sad little bit

maybe ?
but it completely reminds me of the Rolling Stones

 

[fresh_42]

maybe ?
but it completely reminds me of the Rolling Stones

... and Tina Turner! And the Boss isn't far away either. And Lemmy quasi died on stage.

 

[phinds]

maybe ?
but it completely reminds me of the Rolling Stones

It sure does. And speaking of the Rolling Stones, did you hear about the crazy guy who jumped on stage at one of their concerts and tried to kill both Mick Jagger and Keith Richards with a frozen chicken?

Turns out he wasn't crazy at all, he was trying to test his hypothesis that you could kill two stones with one bird.

 

[wrobel]

and Tina Turner!

o yes and Tina Turner from my youth too and Scorpions and Metallica :)

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Looks like she keeps her upper eyelids just below the top of her pupils.

 

[DaveC426913]

GenX-ers: Lidding their eyes and 'meh'ing in fits of ennui before Millennials made it cool.

 

[davenn]

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Looks like she keeps her upper eyelids just below the top of her pupils.

she looks totally stoned