Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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jtbell said:
"What's a buckeye? Some kind of nut?"

I've seen bumper stickers "I brake for animals. Except wolverines."
 
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They finally figured out the cause!

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My life is depressing. Even my test was negative.
 
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VACCINE ALERT

This happened yesterday and is important information for my age group.

A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the Vaccination Center, after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.

When he got home, he called the Vaccination Center for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalized.

He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but just return to the Vaccination Center immediately and pick up his glasses.
 
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Boat Names:
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Maybe they should consider renaming of 'Evergreen'. I have read a hilarious suggestion, but the rules forbid me to repeat it here. But how about 'Unturnable'?
 
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Have you heard about the English major hindered by her huge big ginormous extensive vocabulary?

When she heard that her state outlawed semiautomatics she exclaimed:
"Yes! Long overdue legislation. My degree is Semantics. Never liked semiotics.".

Would you like extra whipped cream on your Americano?
 
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Klystron said:
Have you heard about the English major hindered by her huge big ginormous extensive vocabulary?

When she heard that her state outlawed semiautomatics she exclaimed:
"Yes! Long overdue legislation. My degree is Semantics. Never liked semiotics.".

Would you like extra whipped cream on your Americano?
I guess she thought the gun-control legislation had a worthwhile adjective.
 
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I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
 
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Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
 
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Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because there’s always a cast!
 
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Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m. I’m who? Idk you tell me!
 
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Interested user said:
Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m. I’m who? Idk you tell me!

 
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The king's chief advisor dashes into the throne room.

Advisor: "Sire, the peasants are revolting!"

King: (sighs) "You can say that again."
 
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
 
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jack action said:
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
Only if he manages to find all screws that have to be adjusted.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Only if he manages to find all screws that have to be adjusted.
Talk about a 7 ply country am I right?
 
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Outed! o:)
 
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Here's where to send those revolting peasants:

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