Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Steve4Physics]

Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars!

 

[topsquark]

Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars!

That one is so bad, I actually like it!

Here's one that's even worse:
What's red and bad for your teeth?

Spoiler

A brick.

-Dan

 

[Ivan Seeking]

A close-up image of the Chinese balloon taken by the US fighter jet, reveals the true intentions of the Chinese Government.

 

[sbrothy]

Stuff you don't want to hear from your GP:

"stroboscopic heartcramps"
"stereoisometric tetanus"
"syphilitic spinal inflammation"
"septic rectal gangrene"

Sorry. I'm having a bad day. :P
And I've had some really weird conversations today.

 

[topsquark]

Frankly, I think "Uh-oh!" and "Oops!" followed up by ""Yeah, uh, everything's just fine." might be the worst.

-Dan

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[nsaspook]

If cars followed Moore's law they would cost $100, get a 1000 miles a gallon and be the size of a matchbox.

 

[DennisN]

"Have a glass of water, nobody died from water."
- heard at a dinner table on The Titanic

 

[DiracPool]

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MMm, serve me up with some of that ass fudge....

 

[WWGD]

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

 

[WWGD]

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He was just pretending, obviously. As in

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[BillTre]

 

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