Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Never buy flowers from a monk.
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Steve4Physics said:
Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars!
That one is so bad, I actually like it!

Here's one that's even worse:
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

-Dan
 
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A close-up image of the Chinese balloon taken by the US fighter jet, reveals the true intentions of the Chinese Government.

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Stuff you don't want to hear from your GP:

"stroboscopic heartcramps"
"stereoisometric tetanus"
"syphilitic spinal inflammation"
"septic rectal gangrene"

Sorry. I'm having a bad day. :P
And I've had some really weird conversations today.
 
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Frankly, I think "Uh-oh!" and "Oops!" followed up by ""Yeah, uh, everything's just fine." might be the worst.

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If cars followed Moore's law they would cost $100, get a 1000 miles a gallon and be the size of a matchbox.
 
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"Have a glass of water, nobody died from water."
- heard at a dinner table on The Titanic
 
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