Collection of Lame Jokes

[nuuskur]

Also, heard this from a friend of mine.

Husband and wife are deciding whether to have a cat. Husband says he doesn't want a cat. Wife says she wants a cat. So they compromise and have a cat.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

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...so I look bananas as well as thinking bananas?

 

[BillTre]

 

[nuuskur]

.. -> eat or take a nap -> do you want the thing to fall on the floor? -> ..

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

Last guy's the pilot.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

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Looks like too many wild women.
How would you even get to sleep?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[e_jane]

 

[gmax137]

A friend liked to say, "There are two kinds of people: those who believe there are two kinds of people, and those who don't..."

 

[e_jane]

 

[jack action]

I have sexdaily dyslexia.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]