Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Dog bless you.
 
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Physics news on Phys.org
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Or are they? :olduhh:
 
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Borg said:
Or are they?
Yes, but they hide if you look.
 
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Baluncore said:
Yes, but they hide if you look.
That's what they want you to think.
 
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Baluncore said:
Yes, but they hide if you look.
Borg said:
That's what they want you to think.
I don't trust either of you.
 
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An avocadomorph? :DD
 
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The latest report on the earthquake in NY this morning:
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I sent that exact same joke when my sister asked if I felt the quake.
 
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With an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of computers, in very short order the stench in the room would be just god-awful.
 
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WWGD said:
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If anyone wonders why cats do these things: they rub themselves against things to leave their scent and claim ownership of it.

One of my cats has done it lately with my tablet when I'm reading it in bed. She does it so intensely that she sometimes have closed apps when rubbing against the screen. She also has a habit of biting on the usb cable :smile:.
 
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I don't always encrypt my messages.

But when I do, hVysYYlLbPX7dpU3phVA.
 
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