Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Dog bless you.
 
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Likes jack action, Ibix and berkeman
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Likes nsaspook, nuuskur and berkeman
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Or are they? :olduhh:
 
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Borg said:
Or are they?
Yes, but they hide if you look.
 
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Baluncore said:
Yes, but they hide if you look.
That's what they want you to think.
 
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Baluncore said:
Yes, but they hide if you look.
Borg said:
That's what they want you to think.
I don't trust either of you.
 
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An avocadomorph? :DD
 
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The latest report on the earthquake in NY this morning:
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I sent that exact same joke when my sister asked if I felt the quake.
 
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With an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of computers, in very short order the stench in the room would be just god-awful.
 
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WWGD said:
If anyone wonders why cats do these things: they rub themselves against things to leave their scent and claim ownership of it.

One of my cats has done it lately with my tablet when I'm reading it in bed. She does it so intensely that she sometimes have closed apps when rubbing against the screen. She also has a habit of biting on the usb cable :smile:.
 
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nsaspook said:
I don't always encrypt my messages.

But when I do, hVysYYlLbPX7dpU3phVA.
 
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