Collection of Lame Jokes

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[BigDon]

Why did the motorcycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

 

[wrobel]

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the most funny thing in this joke is that if one replaces the first part with "...there is no invisible man..." then it results another joke

 

[BigDon]

If you are born single it's not your mistake but if you die single it's your mistake.

On the other hand dying in large groups isn't all that great either...

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[DaveC426913]

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It took me a couple of moments to realize what the punchline was.

 

[phinds]

It took me a couple of moments to realize what the punchline was.

Yeah, I missed it for a beat or two myself.

 

[strangerep]

It took me a couple of moments to realize what the punchline was.

#MeToo.

(Uh-oh, now I'll get in trouble for hijacking that hashtag.)

 

[berkeman]

The last few posts have been reviewed by the Mentors, and we're letting them slide for now...

 

[nuuskur]

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Aaaah, that cracked me up :D

ontopic:
Every nut is a coconut.

It is known that a mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Equivalently, a comathematician is one for turning cotheorems into ffee.

 

[phinds]

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.

 

[BigDon]

He: Do you like Kipling?

She: I don't know. I've never Kippled...

 

[Ibix]

She: I don't know. I've never Kippled...

I have. It's ruddy 'ard.

 

[BigDon]

I almost hit "report" by mistake.

 

[DrGreg]

I have. It's ruddy 'ard.

But exceedingly good.

(Apologies to readers outside the UK who probably have no idea what that joke is.)

 

[BillTre]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[DaveC426913]

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I don't get it.

 

[phinds]

I don't get it.

Really? It's an obvious homophobic slur. Apparently Nusskur felt the need to practice his intolerance.

 

[BillTre]

Some wine guy reviews Everclear!
Kinda funny in a stupid way:

 

[BillTre]

Reminiscent of some politicians?

 

[DaveC426913]

Really? It's an obvious homophobic slur. Apparently Nusskur felt the need to practice his intolerance.

OK. That's super-duper oblique.

But I guess Jack, Berkeman and BillTre are more in-tune than I am.

 

[berkeman]

I didn't view it as homophobic (although I guess I can see that angle now), and being a motorcyclist, I did find it funny.

 

[DaveC426913]

I didn't view it as homophobic (although I guess I can see that angle now), and being a motorcyclist, I did find it funny.

Ah OK, I see it now.
It's an asking a groaning football player* if he got hit in the vagina kind of thing.

*^male

 

[jack action]

OK. That's super-duper oblique.

But I guess Jack, Berkeman and BillTre are more in-tune than I am.

I took it along the lines of a joke I like very much in presence of a macho man that shows me his bike (or anything else):

Biker: "Do you like my new bike?"

Me: "Very much. Do they make it for men too?"

The expression of the biker's face is always memorable! (I have the chance of being very big and tall, thus I never need to run away.)

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]