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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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BillTre said:
Looks fiddly to maintain.
At least they don't need to worry about air bubbles in the IV lines... :smile:
 
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WWGD said:
I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.
You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan

I'll buy that. . . . :oldtongue:

.
 
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WWGD said:
I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper.
To be pedantic the phrase should really be "proper fraction of the cost".
 
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--Forewarned is half an octopus.
--Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside it's too dark to read.
 
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Bystander said:
"Devine?"
Wasn't me. Neither is this one. :oldtongue:

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Bystander said:
"Devine?"
And Degrapes in Devine.
 
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WWGD said:
...We're all prisoners of our own device.
"You can logout any time you like, but you can never leave" :smile:
 
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Could Chuck Norris throw a punch so powerful not even Chuck Norris could withstand it?
 
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Ibix said:
Could Chuck Norris throw a punch so powerful not even Chuck Norris could withstand it?
Wait, I thought it was Forum policy not to talk about perpetual motion machines?

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Wait, I thought it was Forum policy not to talk about perpetual motion machines?
It is extremely against PF policy to discuss Chuck Norris and PMMs. Because, well, you know.
 
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NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They're calling it the Apollo G.
 
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I saw an ad for this model on Ebay, and I thought it was funny that people actually want models of bizarre things like disasters:

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Source: here

For more realism one could do a hotted up version of with some radioactive material added and a geiger counter. :smile:
 
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Thread was closed for cleanup and is now reopened. As a reminder to all, please avoid politics in the jokes or discussion. Thanks.
 
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Back to our regularly scheduled lame jokes.

Barbie is in negotiations to do a sequel involving the Star Wars universe.

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Borg said:
Back to our regularly scheduled lame jokes.

Barbie is in negotiations to do a sequel involving the Star Wars universe.

She's out of this world!
 
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